husband shopping center...

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A "Husband Shopping Center" was opened where a woman could go to choose

from

> among many men, for her husband. It was laid out in five floors, with the

> men increasing in positive attributes as you ascended up the floors. The

> only rule was, once you opened the door to any floor, you must choose a

man

> from that floor, and if you went up a floor, you couldn't go back down

> except to leave the place.

> So, a couple of girlfriends go to the place to find men. On the first

floor,

> the door had a sign saying, "These men have jobs and love kids." The

women

> read the sign and say, "Well that's better than not having jobs, or not

> loving kids, but I wonder what's further up?" So up they go. Second

floor:

> "These men have high paying jobs, love kids, and are extremely good

looking"

> "Hmmm," say the girls. "But, I wonder what's further up."

> Third floor: "These men have high paying jobs, are extremely good

looking,

> love kids, and help with the housework." "Wow!" say the women. "Very

> tempting, BUT, there's more further up!" And up they go. Fourth floor:

> "These men have high paying jobs, love kids, are extremely good looking,

> help with the housework, and have a strong romantic streak." "Oh, mercy

me.

> But just think! What must be awaiting us further on!" So up to the fifth

> floor they go. The sign on that door says, "This floor is just to prove

that

> women are impossible to please."

>