dgmodel Posted May 22 Report Share Posted May 22 A blind man enters a Ladies Bar by mistake. He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a drink. After sitting there for awhile, he yells to the bartender, "Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?" The bar immediately falls absolutely quiet. In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, Before you tell that joke, sir, you should know five things:> 1 - The bartender is a blonde girl.> 2 - The bouncer is a blonde gal.> 3 - I'm a 6 feet tall, 200 pound blonde woman with a black belt in karate.> 4 - The woman sitting next to me is blonde and is a professional> weightlifter.> 5 - The lady to your right is a blonde and is a professional wrestler.> Now think about it seriously, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?> The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head, and declares,> "Nah... Not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
technodefechto Posted June 20 Report Share Posted June 20 OH MAN!! LOLOL ok..this one's getting sent around the office. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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