stacychase Posted May 26 Report Share Posted May 26 I am a bit slow, however made it to Spiderman yesterday for the matinee....I never read the comic book as a kid, so I did not have the huge urge to go and see the film. Went with a friend who has been dying to see the flick and we ended up having a nice time. I loved the way he jumped around the buildings in NYC, he is now my favorite super hero.I think I may have a super hero crush!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mugwump Posted May 27 Report Share Posted May 27 Superman and Friends >>>Superman was flying along one day feeling very horny. >>>He came across Batman so he decided to ask Batman, >>>"Hey Batman, I'm feeling horny. Do you know anyone I can fuck?" >>>Batman told Superman, "Wonderwoman. She's the best." >>>Superman responded, "No, I can't do that. She's a friend and it might ruin >>>our >>>relationship." >>>So Superman was flying along again when he came across Spiderman. >>>He said, "Hey Spiderman, I'm really horny. Do you know where I can get a >>>fuck?" >>>Spiderman said, "Wonderwoman, she's the best!" >>>Superman said, "No I can't do that to her. Thanks anyway." >>>He flew off again and came across Captain America. >>>He said, "Captain America, you're the man. I am feeling SO horny, do you >>>know >>>where I can get laid?" >>>Captain America replied, "Wonderwoman, she is the best fuck in Superhero >>>Land." >>>Superman said, "Wow, I never knew that Wonderwoman fucked so many people. >>> Still I can't do that to her." >>>While flying again, he saw Wonderwoman in the middle of a field, totally >>>naked, >>>and with her legs spread up in the air. >>>He thought to himself, I'm faster than the speed of light, I'll be in and out >>>before she even knows it. >>>So, overcome with horniness, he flew down, fucked, and flew away feeling >>>totally satisfied. >>>Meanwhile, in the field, Wonderwoman said, "What was that?!?" >>>The Invisible man said, "I don't know, but my ass sure hurts."lol* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mugwump Posted May 27 Report Share Posted May 27 Hey,Too bad I didn't see you@ Timo Saturday night...Guess I'll have to wait for PS1! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stacychase Posted May 27 Author Report Share Posted May 27 Originally posted by mugwump Hey,Too bad I didn't see you@ Timo Saturday night...Guess I'll have to wait for PS1! i was people who had other plans!!! hope to see u soon!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Codica3 Posted May 27 Report Share Posted May 27 LMAO Mugz.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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