naomi1 Posted June 5 Report Share Posted June 5 > A man was in his front yard mowing grass when his attractive blond > female neighbor (named Debbie) came out of the house and went straight > to the mailbox. She opened it then slammed it shut and stormed back in > the house. > > A little later she came out of her house again went to the mail box > and again opened it, slammed it shut again. Angrily, back into the > house she went. > > As the man was getting ready to edge the lawn, here she came out > again, marched to the mail box, opened it and then slammed it closed > harder than ever. Puzzled by her actions the man asked her, "Is > something wrong?" To which she replied, "There certainly is!" > > > > > > > > > > > > > My stupid computer keeps saying, "YOU'VE GOT MAIL." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
koky Posted June 6 Report Share Posted June 6 :laugh: heres one..two blonds are walking down the street together & as they are walking, one of them sees one of those folding makeup mirrors.. picks it up , opens it & says "HEY" theres a picture of a very familiar girl in this thing !! the other blonde snatches it from her and says "let me see stupid !!" ... she opens it , looks inside it & goes "pfffffst" you have got to be the dumbest blonde ever !! its only me stupid !! :laugh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lenan Posted June 6 Report Share Posted June 6 A blonde goes into work one morning crying her eyes out.Her boss, concerned about his employee's well being, asks sympathetically, "What's the matter?"The blonde replies, "Early this morning I got a phone call saying that my mother had passed away.""I'm terribly sorry to hear that. Why don't you go home for the day... we aren't terribly busy. Just take the day off to relax and rest."The blonde very calmly explains, "No, I'd be better off here. I need to keep my mind off it and I have the best chance of doing that here."The boss agrees and allows the blonde to work as usual. "If you need anything, just let me know," he says.A few hours pass and the boss decides to check on the blonde. He looks out over his office and sees the blonde crying hysterically. He rushes out to her, and asks, "Are you going to be okay? Is there anything I can do to help?""No," replies the blonde, "I just got a call from my sister, and she said that HER mom died too!" :laugh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
naomi1 Posted June 6 Author Report Share Posted June 6 OMG!! LMAO!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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