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Being in a hospital hooked up to IVs of Dextrose in which you must piss out 32 .oz in a bottle and then once yer finally in a nice cozy sleep on a piece of cock suckin fuckin shit hospital mattress of which i dont care HOW fuckin adjustable it is the shit aint a goddamn Simmons beautyrest...you then have a bottom-row toothless southern black lady coming in yer room bout 6am asking you if you want or need a sponge bath in which at that point in time do the words, "No thank you" never were spoken with such sincerity.

Boy its great to be fuckin home.

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Originally posted by hoke

Dude... bottom row toothless southern black ladies are HOT! You should've said yes... you might've scored... those baths get pretty personal ;)

she JUST wasn't "southern" enough for me ya know?

its like..i go for the more "Aunt Jemima look" IF ya know what i mean. ;)

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Originally posted by xxlea

Ayy Papi!! Este Gringo tratando de hablar español!!:laugh:

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

guess laying in bed learning this spanish dictionary hasnt been paying off.....guess i have to venture on over to the MUTHAFUCKIN es la en labibliotecha for more books. ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!

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Originally posted by sweetfun

Happy your feeling better!

OH FUCK!!!!!!!! HOW THE FUCK ARE YOU!!!!!!!!! I HAVENT SEEN YOU OR TALKED TO YOU IN SO LONG!!!!!!! HOWS THE "DOMINATOR" ;) We must get together without a fuckin doubt in the near future DEFINITELY...and lemme know if and when tony gene dave or anyone is playing. Take care..miss ya man.

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