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Three old men are sitting around, comparing how feeble they've become in their old age. The first old guy says, "My hands shake so badly that when I shaved this morning, I cut my face."

Not one to be outdone, the second geriatric proclaims, "My hands shake so badly that when I trimmed my garden yesterday, I sliced all my flowers."

"That's nothing," the third old man says sadly. "My hands shake so badly that when I took a piss yesterday, I came three times!"

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