thehacker Posted June 22 Report Share Posted June 22 noteable quotable from actual conversation in a diner before going to shelter tonight for bassology:"you know, i think everything could be a fetish...i mean, i bet i could say 'i have a stabbing peoplein the eye with a fork fetish; it really gets me off'and that would be seen as a normal possibility." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hoke Posted June 22 Report Share Posted June 22 I love how "fork in the eye" (and variations thereof) became the phrase of the day from that point on..."Joe, don't call me a pigfucker... I'll stick a fork in your eye." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marcid21 Posted June 22 Report Share Posted June 22 what the fuck did i miss?????or...is the question...what the fuck did YOU miss...yes..the girlies had fun, oh yes, the girlies had fun! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hoke Posted June 22 Report Share Posted June 22 Originally posted by marcid21 what the fuck did i miss?????or...is the question...what the fuck did YOU miss...yes..the girlies had fun, oh yes, the girlies had fun! More fun than a fork in the eye? That's impossible! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thehacker Posted June 22 Author Report Share Posted June 22 as much fun as forcing people to dress up in aprons and eat single-load-size boxes of powdered bleach? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marcid21 Posted June 22 Report Share Posted June 22 ok....um...that dosent' sound like fun......but..turning two innocent gay men straight, while coming across a clown with a wig, which everyone tried on......all the while, being completely insane, and totally having fun, dancing to L.E.S....yes...i'd say we had the better night!!!! of course i'm posting this being drunk outta my gourd!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
georgym Posted June 22 Report Share Posted June 22 Has anyone ever seen the movie "The Diner" I heard it was damn good Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joeg Posted June 22 Report Share Posted June 22 lol...'if shelter doesn't tune this fucking phazon right, i'm going to stick a fork in their eyes...' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brickhouse Posted June 22 Report Share Posted June 22 And now for some classic lyrics, off the album "White Trash, Two Heebs and a Bean"STICKING IN MY EYEWhen I look 'round, I only see outta one eyeAs the smoke surrounds my head, the sauna I hear the voices, but I can't make out their wordsSaying things, saying things thatI got something sticking in my eyeGot something sticking in my eyeGot something sticking in my eyeI feel unusual from thinkingAbout the underground decay, God help meKill beneath the camera, watch the world begin to cryIt's not from pity, it comes fromWhat's been sticking in my eyeGot something sticking in my eye Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joeg Posted June 22 Report Share Posted June 22 Originally posted by brickhouse And now for some classic lyrics, off the album "White Trash, Two Heebs and a Bean"STICKING IN MY EYEWhen I look 'round, I only see outta one eyeAs the smoke surrounds my head, the sauna I hear the voices, but I can't make out their wordsSaying things, saying things thatI got something sticking in my eyeGot something sticking in my eyeGot something sticking in my eyeI feel unusual from thinkingAbout the underground decay, God help meKill beneath the camera, watch the world begin to cryIt's not from pity, it comes fromWhat's been sticking in my eyeGot something sticking in my eye NOFX Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
barvybe Posted June 22 Report Share Posted June 22 actual quote from buddy in boston at 9:46 AMsetting: friday morning. thursday night was PVD at Avalon. friday morning 7AM soccer USA vs. Poland. no sleep. josh is driving me from a friends to his place to crash. a car is in front of him driving slowly.Josh: "What the fuck are you doing in my way at this time of night?!?"he was DEAD serious. he had no idea why i started laughing at him... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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