rachel1997 Posted June 24 Report Share Posted June 24 A GIRL'S PRAYER Before I lay me down to sleep, I pray for a man, who's not a creep, One who's handsome, smart and strong, One who's willy's thick and long. One who thinks before he speaks, When promises to call, he won't wait weeks. I pray that he is gainfully employed, and when I spend his cash, won't be annoyed. Pulls out my chair and opens my door, massages my back and begs to do more. Oh! Send me a man who will make love to my mind, knows just what to say, when I ask "How big's my behind?" One who'll make love till my body's a twitchin, in the hall, the garden and kitchen! I pray that this man will love me to no end, and never attempt to shag my best friend. And as I kneel and pray by my bed, I look at the dickhead you sent me instead. Amen. A BOY'S PRAYER I PRAY FOR A GIRL WHO GIVES GREAT HEAD. AMEN. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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