mrmatas2277 Posted June 25 Report Share Posted June 25 A guy is nearing the end of his senior year in high school.> >Unfortunately, he still has to share a room with his younger>brother>who> >is only 9 years old.> >One night, he decides to bring his girlfriend home for a little>fun.> >They have bunk beds and the guy notices that his little brother is> >already> >asleep on the lower bunk, so he and his girlfriend climb up to the>top> >bunk.> >As you might expect things start to heat up. The guy remembers that>his>> >little brother is sleeping below so he tells his girlfriend to>whisper> >"lettuce" if she wants it harder and "tomato" if she wants a new> >position.> >Lettuce!!!> >Tomato!!!> >Lettuce!!!> >Tomato!!!> >Lettuce!!!> >Tomato!!!> >She screams.> >Lettuce!!!> >Tomato!!!> >Whoa!!!> >PULL IT OUT!!!> >PULL IT OUT NOW!!!> >I can't get pregnant!> >Then the little brother shouts up, "Hey, would you guys stop making>> >sandwiches up there! You're getting mayonnaise all over my>face!*!*! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sunnyhost Posted June 25 Report Share Posted June 25 eeeeewwwww....nasty! but funny:laugh: kinda gives me second thoughts about sandwiches though........ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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laliux Posted June 25 Report Share Posted June 25 that's an old joke; i heard it in spanish like 15 years ago it was a little different but really good."ya dejen de hacer tanta ensalada que esta cayendo mayonesa!":D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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