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HEAR ARE MY RAVING REVIEWS ON SOUTH PARK LOUNGE (SPL).

1. THE PLACE FITS 1000 PEOPLE, BUT THERE IS ONLY ABOUT 500 PEOPLE THERE.

2. OUT OF THOSE 500 PEOPLE, A QUARTER OF THOSE PEOPLE ARE PROMOTERS WORKING FOR THE PARTY, 2 QUARTERS OF THOSE GUYS, SO CASE IN POINT NOT ENOUGH GIRLS, OH SINCE ITS UPSCALE NOT ENOUGH WOMEN.

3. OF THOSE GIRLS HALF OF THEM ARE UGLY, SO WHERE ARE ALL THOSE HOT GIRLS THEY TALK ABOUT.

4. OLDER CROWD, I FELT LIKE AN OLD MAN IN THERE, AND IM ONLY 22. (NOW THAT'S SERIOUS).

5. OH YEAH, AND THAT NICE VIEW OF THE WATER, WHAT THAT KIDDY POOL WE THROW PENNIES IN TO MAKE A WISH. NICE VIEW, THEY MAKE IT SOUND LIKE IM GONNA BE ON A BEACH FRONT VIEW.

6. I CAN KEEP GOING, ON AND ON AND ON, BUT I'LL STOP HERE.

7. OH YEAH, THE BEST UPSCALE PLACE ON A THURSDAY I'M SORRY TO SAY IS CARUSO'S IN PARAMUS. THAT IS AN OLDER, UPSCALE, MONEY CROWD.

HAVE A GREAT DAY EVERYONE.

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Originally posted by theripper

HEAR ARE MY RAVING REVIEWS ON SOUTH PARK LOUNGE (SPL).

1. THE PLACE FITS 1000 PEOPLE, BUT THERE IS ONLY ABOUT 500 PEOPLE THERE.

2. OUT OF THOSE 500 PEOPLE, A QUARTER OF THOSE PEOPLE ARE PROMOTERS WORKING FOR THE PARTY, 2 QUARTERS OF THOSE GUYS, SO CASE IN POINT NOT ENOUGH GIRLS, OH SINCE ITS UPSCALE NOT ENOUGH WOMEN.

3. OF THOSE GIRLS HALF OF THEM ARE UGLY, SO WHERE ARE ALL THOSE HOT GIRLS THEY TALK ABOUT.

4. OLDER CROWD, I FELT LIKE AN OLD MAN IN THERE, AND IM ONLY 22. (NOW THAT'S SERIOUS).

5. OH YEAH, AND THAT NICE VIEW OF THE WATER, WHAT THAT KIDDY POOL WE THROW PENNIES IN TO MAKE A WISH. NICE VIEW, THEY MAKE IT SOUND LIKE IM GONNA BE ON A BEACH FRONT VIEW.

6. I CAN KEEP GOING, ON AND ON AND ON, BUT I'LL STOP HERE.

7. OH YEAH, THE BEST UPSCALE PLACE ON A THURSDAY I'M SORRY TO SAY IS CARUSO'S IN PARAMUS. THAT IS AN OLDER, UPSCALE, MONEY CROWD.

HAVE A GREAT DAY EVERYONE.

i couldn't have said it better myself.

SOUTHPARK SUCKS! SOUTH PARK SUCKS!

SOUTHPARK SUCKS! SOUTH PARK SUCKS!

SOUTHPARK SUCKS! SOUTH PARK SUCKS!

SOUTHPARK SUCKS! SOUTH PARK SUCKS!

I LOVE IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Not for nothing you are both a bunch of kids......

If ya dont like south park .....DONT FUCKING COME!

theres your case and point..... well do quite fine without you.

Man a few people really know how to take a good message board and turn it to shit......well misery love company, so stick together, start your own thread.....sore, bitching, babies.... and right fucking reviews of Pub 46.

Have a nice day......:tongue: :tongue: :tongue:

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Originally posted by djcyrin

Not for nothing you are both a bunch of kids......

If ya dont like south park .....DONT FUCKING COME!

theres your case and point..... well do quite fine without you.

Man a few people really know how to take a good message board and turn it to shit......well misery love company, so stick together, start your own thread.....sore, bitching, babies.... and right fucking reviews of Pub 46.

Have a nice day......:tongue: :tongue: :tongue:

I'm just stating the facts, i have my opinion, and you have yours, but tell that i'm wrong. you know im right, every word of what i wrote was right. don't get mad b/c i pulled your secret out the grab bag.:tongue:

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8. PROMOTER DJ. CYRIN TRYING PROFESSIONALISM TO GET ON MY GOOD SIDE.

9. I HEARD THERE BOOKING LASGO THIS WEEK ALSO.

10. SOUTH PARK LOUNGE (SPL) TWO THUMBS DOWN.

with your guys bullshit and merge's pizza, you might have a great idea for another shitty promotion.

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Originally posted by endurance

I AM NOT A BASHER BUT A TRUE CLUBBER BEEN TO SPL AND ITS OK BUT IT IS NOTHING LIKE THESE PROMOTERS SAY IT IS JUST MY OPINION RATHER GO TO A REAL CLUB BECAUSE THERE IS OTHER THINGS TO DO.

:hat::blown::biggun:

Now thats a user with knowledge. honestly is the best policy. i wish there were more dickheads like you with true facts to state about the SPL.

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Originally posted by dknybabe2929

is it comparable to a Carusos or not really?:confused:

caruso's is established and has a better crowd, def. without a doubt more upscale than South Park or SPL as they call it.

anymore questions i'll be glad to answer.:D

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I keep hearing that SPL has a really good looking crowd, but I dunno b/c I heard the same thing about Carusos...dont get me wrong, Carusos is really nice, but the people arent that great looking...So I am assuming I should stick with Metro Thursdays( which is absolutely off the hook anyway);)

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Originally posted by dknybabe2929

I keep hearing that SPL has a really good looking crowd, but I dunno b/c I heard the same thing about Carusos...dont get me wrong, Carusos is really nice, but the people arent that great looking...So I am assuming I should stick with Metro Thursdays( which is absolutely off the hook anyway);)

metro is bangin on thursdays also, i would stick with that if your having fun there. getting drunk there is alot cheaper, and music is alot better too.;)

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SPL IS LIKE CALLING IT KFC,

PRICES ARE CHEAP AND SO IS THE PARTY.

THE DJS WACK, HE DOESN'T EVEN SPIN ON WAX.

THE PROMOTERS ARE FAGS THEY CUDDLE IN THE SAME SLEEPING BAG.

DON'T BELIEVE ME, CHECK IT OUT FOR YOURSELF.

ASK FOR A LOBSTER, THEY'LL GIVE YOU A HALF A CRAB SHELL.

GO AHEAD ASK FOR A BOTTLE OF DP, END UP GETTING A BOTTLE OF SPRITE SEE.

NOW THATS UPSCALE, YOU TELL ME?

ITS NOT PARK IN THE CITY ITS SOUTH PARK IN JERSEY

THERE IS NOTHING UPSCALE OR CLASSY ABOUT IT.

EXCEPT FOR THE WORDS THAT THE PROMOTERS SPEAK ABOUT IT.

I'M THE RIPPER STRIKING BACK,

I WON'T STOP TILL THESE FAKE PROMOTERS ARE SCRAPPED,

CAN YOU REALLY DISAGREE, FOR APPETIZERS THEY HAVE TOP SHELF PEDIGREE.

DON'T FORGET THE WISHFUL POOL OUTSIDE,

THE ONE A 2 YR. OLD CAN JUMP IN AND SURVIVE.

YOU GUYS ARE ALL FAKE I'M LIVE.

IF YOU GUYS THINK SOUTH PARK'S THE SHIT.

OF COURSE YOU GUYS CAN ALL EAT A FAT DICK.

THE RIPPER STRIKES BACK AS ALWAYS -

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