rachel1997 Posted June 29 Report Share Posted June 29 More pick up lines... GUY: Here, you need some Visine! GIRL: Why?GUY: So you can clearly see our future together! GUY: Hands a girl a compass.GIRL: "What do I need this for?"GUY: "So you can find your way to my heart!"GUY: Your place or mine?GIRL: Both. You go to yours and I'll go to mine.GUY: I would go to the end of the Earth for you.GIRL: But would you stay there?GUY: I miss you already.GIRL: How can I miss you if you don't go away?GUY: Haven't I seen you someplace before?GIRL: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore. GUY: Is this seat empty?GIRL: Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down.GUY: So, what do you do for a living?GIRL: I'm a female impersonator. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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