howardstone Posted July 9 Report Share Posted July 9 A man walking in the street sees a tall skyscraper with a sky bar at the very top of the structure. He decides to go up for a drink or two. He gets in the elevator and goes all the way to the top, when he gets off the elevator in the bar he sees a man take a shot of Tequilla, step out on the balcony and jump off! The man is in shock "I can't believe what I just saw, this is crazy, it's so terrible" one minute goes by, and to his disbelief he sees the man that jumped off the balcony come off the elevator and sit back down at the bar. He sits down with the man "excuse me sir but didn't you just jump off the building?, how? wha . . ?" the man who jumped says "it's all in the tequilla, it gives you boincy so that when you hit the ground you bounce!, it really works you should try it" . .. now the other man drunk out of his mind replies "sure what the hell, I mean if you did it, i can surely do it too" . . . so the man has a shot of tequilla steps out on to the balcony and jumps . . . . . SPLAT!!!!!!! .. . . . the bartender then turns to the other man still sitting at the bar and says "you know Superman, your a real asshole when your drunk."Stone. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
faith11878 Posted July 9 Report Share Posted July 9 Still funny! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
howardstone Posted July 10 Author Report Share Posted July 10 Originally posted by faith11878 Still funny! Why thankyou faith, I do try.Stone. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
faith11878 Posted July 10 Report Share Posted July 10 No problem;) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
howardstone Posted July 10 Author Report Share Posted July 10 Originally posted by faith11878 No problem;) Your the best!Stone. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
faith11878 Posted July 11 Report Share Posted July 11 I know:tongue: Your not too bad either. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
howardstone Posted July 12 Author Report Share Posted July 12 Originally posted by faith11878 I know:tongue: Your not too bad either. Aaawwwww shucks, shanx. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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