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Originally posted by bustaknut2001

I'd like to know what happened to shook! :laugh:

Startled by my herby looks, shook stumbled backwards, accidentally bumping into wideskies. Screaming in anguish, mortally wounded by her pointy pyramid tits, he collapsed on a chair in the corner to regroup. Unbeknownst to him, it was joeg's chair, and when joeg returned, he didn't notice shook sitting there. Joeg's weight crushed the poor bastard so hard that his lungs collapsed. Now, gasping for breath, bleeding his very life's blood onto the floor, shook crawled to a window and attempted to escape that way. But it wasn't really a window -- it was the gap in brickhouse's front teeth... and so he fell into brickhouse's stomach, where he was finally consumed by corrosive digestive acids.

And that's why shook hasn't posted in a while. ;)

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Originally posted by hoke

Startled by my herby looks, shook stumbled backwards, accidentally bumping into wideskies. Screaming in anguish, mortally wounded by her pointy pyramid tits, he collapsed on a chair in the corner to regroup. Unbeknownst to him, it was joeg's chair, and when joeg returned, he didn't notice shook sitting there. Joeg's weight crushed the poor bastard so hard that his lungs collapsed. Now, gasping for breath, bleeding his very life's blood onto the floor, shook crawled to a window and attempted to escape that way. But it wasn't really a window -- it was the gap in brickhouse's front teeth... and so he fell into brickhouse's stomach, where he was finally consumed by corrosive digestive acids.

And that's why shook hasn't posted in a while. ;)

*golf clap*

;]

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Originally posted by hoke

Startled by my herby looks, shook stumbled backwards, accidentally bumping into wideskies. Screaming in anguish, mortally wounded by her pointy pyramid tits, he collapsed on a chair in the corner to regroup. Unbeknownst to him, it was joeg's chair, and when joeg returned, he didn't notice shook sitting there. Joeg's weight crushed the poor bastard so hard that his lungs collapsed. Now, gasping for breath, bleeding his very life's blood onto the floor, shook crawled to a window and attempted to escape that way. But it wasn't really a window -- it was the gap in brickhouse's front teeth... and so he fell into brickhouse's stomach, where he was finally consumed by corrosive digestive acids.

And that's why shook hasn't posted in a while. ;)

Holy shit...I almost coughed up a lung. You shouldn't make a sick man laugh like that....

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