mrmatas2277 Posted July 9 Report Share Posted July 9 Paul returned from a doctor's visit one day and told his wife Alma > >>that > >> >the > >> > > doctor said he only had 24 hours to live. Wiping away her tears, he > >> >asked > >> > > her to make love with him. Of course she agreed and they made > >> >passionate > >> > > love. > >> > > > >> > > Six hours later, Paul went to her again, and said, "Honey, now I only > >> >have > >> > > 18 hours left to live. Maybe we could make love again?" Alma agrees > >>and > >> > > again they make love. > >> > > > >> > > Later, Paul is getting into bed when he realized he now had only > >>eight > >> > > hours of life left. He touched Alma's shoulder and said, "Honey? > >> >Please? > >> > > Just one more time before I die." > >> > > > >> > > She agreed, than afterward she rolled over and fell asleep. Paul, > >> >however, > >> > > heard the clock ticking in his head, and he tossed and turned until > >>he > >> >was > >> > > down to only four more hours. > >> > > > >> > > He tapped his wife on the shoulder to wake her up. "Honey, I only > >>have > >> > > four hours left! Could we...?" > >> > > > >> > > His wife sat up abruptly, turned to him and said, "Listen Paul, I > >>have > >> >to > >> > > get up in the morning! You don't. > >> Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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