lavosdeldiablo Posted July 12 Report Share Posted July 12 Next Friday:*Craig (ice cube) & his cousin are at the record shop**angry Haitian walks in with CD and says*"I cant get jiggy with this sh*T" ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------Fear & Loathing in Las Vegas:Raoul Duke (Johny Depp):"Those of us who were up all night werent in the mood for Coffee & doughnuts... We wanted strong drink!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
howardstone Posted July 12 Report Share Posted July 12 BERRY GORDON'S LAST DRAGON:SHOGUN: now I'm only going to ask you this one more time, who is the masta?Leroy: I am . . . I AM!all-time favorite movie by the way . . .Stone. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mikeyloco Posted July 12 Author Report Share Posted July 12 Coleman : Jacuzzi, Sir?Billy Ray : Jacuzzi? See, I knew you all was faggots!Coleman: It's a whirlpool bath, Sir. I think you'll enjoy it.[starts Jacuzzi]Billy Ray: Heey! This is all right! When I was a kid, we wanted bubbles, we had to fart in the tub!TRADING PLACESReverend Brown: Girl, you look so good, someone ought to put you on a plate and sop you up with a biscuit!coming to america Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bugaloooo Posted July 13 Report Share Posted July 13 Fight Club- "I want you to do me a favour and hit me as hard as you can" [Tyler Durden]- "Fight club only exists between the hours of when fight club starts and when it ends" [Jack]- "Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken" [Tyler Durden]- "It was on the tip of everyone's tongue, Tyler & I just gave it a name" [Jack]- "If you wake up at a different time and in a different place, could you wake up as a different person? [Jack] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
laliux Posted July 13 Report Share Posted July 13 here are some i like:Notting HillSpike: There's something wrong with this yogurt. William: It's mayonnaise. Spike: Oh. The Godfather IGodfather: "I'll make him an offer he can't refuse"Ferris Bueller's Day Off (this one for you Christie )Economics teacher: Bueller?Female student: He's sick...My best friend's sister's boyfriend's brother's girlfriend heard from this guy that knows this girl who's going with a guy who saw Ferris pass out at 31 Flavors last night. I guess it's pretty serious.Economics teacher: Thank you, Simone Female student: No problem whatsoever. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
biznation00 Posted July 13 Report Share Posted July 13 Zoolander:Derek says to Hansel... "You think you're too cool for School.. Well I got a newsflash for you Walter Kronkite.. You're not!!"Ferris Buller's Day off:Ferris... "How can I possibly handle school on a day like this??"Half Baked:Thurgood says in a rasta like voice: "Well I be from Jamaica, Lotta mercy!!" Samspon says: "what part of Jamaica??" Thurgood replies: "Rite near da Beach, Boooieee!!"Swingers:Trent says to mikey: "you're like a big fuking bear man.. and she's like this lil' bunny.. U got these big fukin' claws & these fangs... & she's scared man, she's scared.. But You're just kinda gently battin' the bunny around.. with this you don't know how to kill the bunny..." Trent says to mikey walkin' into a vegas casino: "nah, nah, mikey... you don't want that pirate of the carribean horse shit.. on that rockin' roll grunge tip.. Guys like us, we gotta kick it ol' skool..."Trent says to Mikey: "You're soo fukin' money and you don't even know it!!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
max3 Posted July 13 Report Share Posted July 13 My mamma always told me......."Stupid is as stupid does""Life is like a box of chocolates: Ya never know what ya gonna get"( or something like that) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bugaloooo Posted July 13 Report Share Posted July 13 some legendary quotes by...NEO "You ever have the feeling that you're not sure if you're awake or still dreaming?"NEO "Mr. Wizard, get me the fuck out of here!"NEO "How about I give you the finger, and you give me my phone call." NEO/MORPHEUS "I know Kung Fu." Morpheus: "Show me." NEO/MORPHEUS "What are you trying to tell me, that I can dodge bullets?" Morpheus: "No Neo, I'm trying to tell you that when your ready you won't have to." MORPHEUS "You have the look of a man who accepts what he sees because he is expecting to wake up."MORPHEUS Unfortunately, no one can be told what the Matrix is. You have to seeit for yourself. MORPHEUS"The matrix is the world that has been pulled over your eyes to blind you from the truth." MORPHEUS"Welcome to the real world."CYPHER "It means buckle your seat bealt Dorathy, 'cause Kansas is goin' bye bye."AGENT SMITH As you can see, we've had our eye on you for some time now, Mr. Anderson. *for those MATRIX virgins, enjoy! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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vipercypher Posted July 14 Report Share Posted July 14 Last DragonShogun: catch bulletts with his teeth, NIGGA PLEASE! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
corinto Posted July 14 Report Share Posted July 14 GOODFELLAS:Tommy[to Henry]: Funny how?... Funny like a clown is what you're trying to say... Do I amuse you?...PULP FICTION:What do they call a quarter Pounder-A Royale with cheese.How do they call a Big Mac?-Le Big MacLe Big MacA...How do they call a Whopper?-I don't know, i didn't go to Burger King... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shroomy Posted July 14 Report Share Posted July 14 besides the entire script to Pulp Fiction"I need a favor""If you knew me, you would know that I like favors about as much as I like sucking dick, and let me tell you how much I enjoy sucking dick." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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