daemoncel Posted July 17 Report Share Posted July 17 I have a quarter Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D.Schwartz Posted July 17 Report Share Posted July 17 I dont like red apples. I love seedless Watermelons Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DJGaryMatthews Posted July 17 Report Share Posted July 17 my daddy's gone craaaazy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hotcheme Posted July 17 Report Share Posted July 17 i ate a cookies and cream powerbar today:D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joeg Posted July 17 Report Share Posted July 17 my balogna has a first name. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D.Schwartz Posted July 17 Report Share Posted July 17 Its going to be a gorgeous night tonight. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hoke Posted July 17 Report Share Posted July 17 What makes you think that I care what you're thinking? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Codica3 Posted July 17 Report Share Posted July 17 I'm hungry. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
daemoncel Posted July 17 Author Report Share Posted July 17 silly faggot.. dicks are for chicks:aright::aright: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DJGaryMatthews Posted July 17 Report Share Posted July 17 so im lookin at my left nut...and thinkin...do u really like bein next to right nut all the time? and u got schlong hangin all over u all the time..excpet when he gets some attention. then he usually stand up and leaves u alone. but other than that..all left nut does is just hang around all day. poor guy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xxlea Posted July 17 Report Share Posted July 17 I have to pee. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ecstatichigh35 Posted July 17 Report Share Posted July 17 i feel nasuous, is that how u spell it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hoke Posted July 17 Report Share Posted July 17 "Your" is misspelled. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Destiny Posted July 17 Report Share Posted July 17 Im going to make a double chocolate kahlua cake Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gothzane Posted July 17 Report Share Posted July 17 Do I really want to know the origin of a doughnuts name?If a russian space station plumets from space hurling towards earth at five hundred and thirty seven miles an hour while spinning eighty degress towards the gravitational pull then smashes the shit out of my bosses house while hes in it...will anyone care?Dogfarts are and always will be funny.There are in fact women who can pee standing up.When was the last time someone said "Al....your butt ls way too f'ing big for those pants...go on a diet you fatass!"Do squirrels masterbate?In another dimension....do carrots eat rabbits?Will there ever be a drama-less day on cp...and if so...will it somehow tear a hole in the space/time continuum?Will I ever stop adding damn flames to my posts? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
daemoncel Posted July 17 Author Report Share Posted July 17 Originally posted by gothzane Do I really want to know the origin of a doughnuts name?If a russian space station plumets from space hurling towards earth at five hundred and thirty seven miles an hour while spinning eighty degress towards the gravitational pull then smashes the shit out of my bosses house while hes in it...will anyone care?Dogfarts are and always will be funny.There are in fact women who can pee standing up.When was the last time someone said "Al....your butt ls way too f'ing big for those pants...go on a diet you fatass!"Do squirrels masterbate?In another dimension....do carrots eat rabbits?Will there ever be a drama-less day on cp...and if so...will it somehow tear a hole in the space/time continuum?Will I ever stop adding damn flames to my posts? Dog farts are funnier.. when the dog leaves the room... cause it knows what it just did... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xxlea Posted July 17 Report Share Posted July 17 Originally posted by gothzane In another dimension....do carrots eat rabbits?Hmmm, interesting, then would Elmer Fudd tie Bugs on a string to lure carrots?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ecstatichigh35 Posted July 17 Report Share Posted July 17 Originally posted by xxlea Hmmm, interesting, then would Elmer Fudd tie Bugs on a string to lure carrots?? no silly, Bugs would be chasing elmer, while the carrot chases bugs Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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