naomi1 Posted July 19 Report Share Posted July 19 A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around the room with a fly swatter. "What are you doing?" she asked. "Hunting flies" was his response. "Killing any?" She asked. "Yep, 3 males, and 2 females," was his reply. Intrigued, she asked, "How exactly can you tell?" He responded, "3 were on a beer can, and 2 were on the phone." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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