joeg Posted July 23 Report Share Posted July 23 Why shouldn't I work for the N.S.A.? That's a tough one, but I'll give it a shot. Say I'm working at N.S.A. Somebody puts a code on my desk, something nobody else can break. So I take a shot at it and maybe I break it. And I'm real happy with myself, 'cause I did my job well. But maybe that code was the location of some rebel army in North Africa or the Middle East. Once they have that location, they bomb the village where the rebels were hiding and fifteen hundred people I never had a problem with get killed. Now the politicians are sayin', "Send in the marines to secure the area" 'cause they don't give a shit. It won't be their kid over there, gettin' shot. Just like it wasn't them when their number was called, 'cause they were pullin' a tour in the National Guard. It'll be some guy from Southie takin' shrapnel in the ass. And he comes home to find that the plant he used to work at got exported to the country he just got back from. And the guy who put the shrapnel in his ass got his old job, 'cause he'll work for fifteen cents a day and no bathroom breaks. Meanwhile my buddy from Southie realizes the only reason he was over there was so we could install a government that would sell us oil at a good price. And of course the oil companies used the skirmish to scare up oil prices so they could turn a quick buck. A cute little ancillary benefit for them but it ain't helping my buddy at two-fifty a gallon. And naturally they're takin' their sweet time bringin' the oil back, and maybe even took the liberty of hiring an alcoholic skipper who likes to drink martinis and play slalom with the icebergs, and it ain't too long 'til he hits one, spills the oil and kills all the sea life in the North Atlantic. So my buddy's out of work and he can't afford to drive, so he's got to walk to the job interviews, which sucks 'cause the schrapnel in his ass is givin' him chronic hemorroids. And meanwhile he's starvin' 'cause every time he tries to get a bite to eat the only blue plate special they're servin' is North Atlantic scrod with Quaker State. So what do I think? I'm holdin' out for somethin' better. Why not just shoot my buddy, take his job and give it to his sworn enemy, hike up gas prices, bomb a village, club a baby seal, hit the hash pipe and join the National Guard? I could be elected president.edit: happy now, you ADD freaks? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
highmay Posted July 23 Report Share Posted July 23 wow joe....too many fucking words...my short attention span wont allow me to read pass 3 lines and then all i see is blur...so it leaves no choice but to say: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marcid21 Posted July 23 Report Share Posted July 23 Originally posted by highmay seriously...and i have a looong attention span......at least double space your lines so i'm not reading a big clusterfuck. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joeg Posted July 23 Author Report Share Posted July 23 fixed it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dgmodel Posted July 23 Report Share Posted July 23 GOOD WILL HUNTING... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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joeg Posted July 23 Author Report Share Posted July 23 nice... lol... and a bonus point for the ps job... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cintron Posted July 23 Report Share Posted July 23 Dont work for the NSA. you'll go to jail when they find out about your speeding tickets Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ecstatichigh35 Posted July 23 Report Share Posted July 23 all that was unnecessary, i believe you when u say u cn't work for the nsa Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joeg Posted July 23 Author Report Share Posted July 23 Originally posted by ecstatichigh35 all that was unnecessary, i believe you when u say u cn't work for the nsa what the fuck are you talking about?if you can't handle smoking weed and posting at the same time... then just do 1... jesus... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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