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Two Italians, Luigi and Antonio, met on the street.

"Hey, Antonio," said Luigi, "where-a you-a been for-a da

past-a two weeks? No-a one-a seen-a you around."

"Don'na talka to me, Luigi," replied Antonio. "I been-a

inna da jail."

"Jail!" exclaimed Luigi. "What for you been-a in jail?"

"Wella, Luigi," Antonio said, "I was lying onna da beach,

anna da cops come, arresta me and atrow me inna jail!"

"But dey donna trow you in jail-a just for lying onna da

beach!" Luigi countered.

"Yeah, but dissa beach was ascreamin' and akickin' and a

yellin'."

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