dgmodel Posted July 26 Report Share Posted July 26 STOCK MARKET LINGOBULL MARKET -- A random market movement causing an investor to mistakehimself for a financial genius.BEAR MARKET -- A 6 to 18-month period when the kids get no allowance, thewife gets no jewelry, and the husband gets no sex.MOMENTUM INVESTING -- The fine art of buying high and selling low.VALUE INVESTING -- The art of buying low and selling lower.P/E RATIO -- The percentage of investors wetting their pants as the marketkeeps crashing.BROKER -- What my broker has made me. ( my favorite) something one of my clients would saySTANDARD & POOR -- Your life in a nutshell.STOCK ANALYST -- Idiot who just downgraded your stock.STOCK SPLIT -- When your ex-wife and her lawyer split your assets equallybetween themselves.FINANCIAL PLANNER -- A guy who actually remembers his wallet when he runsto the 7-11 for toilet paper and cigarettes.MARKET CORRECTION -- The day after you buy stocks.CASH FLOW -- The movement your money makes as it disappears down thetoilet.YAHOO -- What you yell after selling it to some poor sucker for $240 pershare.WINDOWS 2000 -- What you jump out of when you're the sucker that boughtYahoo @ $240 per share.INSTITUTIONAL INVESTOR -- Past year investor who's now locked up in anuthouse.PROFIT -- Religious guy who talks to God. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
georgym Posted July 26 Report Share Posted July 26 , hHahahhaahThat about sums it up Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nycmuzik Posted July 26 Report Share Posted July 26 :laugh: .....Classic.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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