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Well . .I'm new around here . . so I might as well introduce myself . . My name is Abe and I have four kids with leprosy . .

. . When I'm not pickin' up the pieces ***wink wink, nudge nudge*** . . I enjoy raising vampire bats in the basement and hydroponically cultivating my ultra potent strain of reefer . . . I listen to gabber, and wear day-glo colors so I look funny in blacklight . .

. . :eek: . .you ever listen to gabber in blacklight man? . .. You ever listen to gabber in blacklight ON WEED MAN??!! . . Yeah man, that Jon Stuart is one funny muthafucka! . . :smoke: . .

. . When I'm not manhandling my dog skip, a slightly retard Jack Russel Terrier .. . I usually find myself masturbating like a wild monkey to internet porn while conflicted internally about my own orientation . . .

. . Nice to meet all of you! . . :) . . .

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