HAZE Posted July 30 Report Share Posted July 30 Here's what they really mean...WOMEN'S ADS40-ish.............. 49 Adventurer.......... Slept with all your friends Athletic............ No tits Average looking..... Has a face like a basset hound Beautiful........... Pathological liar Contagious Smile.... Does a lot of Ecstasy Educated............ Banged her Political Science professor Emotionally Secure.. Medicated Feminist............ Fat ballbuster Free spirit......... Junkie Friendship first.... Trying to live down reputation as a slut Fun................. Annoying Gentle.............. Comatose Good Listener........Borderline Autistic New-Age............. All body hair, all the time Old-fashioned....... Lights out, missionary position only, no BJs Open-minded......... Desperate Outgoing............ Loud and Embarrassing Passionate.......... Sloppy drunk Poet................ Depressive Schizophrenic Professional........ Certified Bitch Redhead............. Bad dye-job Reubenesque......... Grossly Fat Romantic............ Looks better by candle light Social.............. Has been passed around like an hors doeuvres tray Voluptuous.......... Very Fat Weight proportion w/ height... Hugely Fat Wants Soulmate...... Stalker Widow............... Drove first husband to shoot himself Young at heart...... Old bat MEN'S ADS 40-ish.............. 52 and looking for 25-yr-old Athletic............ Watches a lot of NASCAR Average looking..... Unusual hair growth on ears, nose, & back Educated............ Will patronize the shit out of you Free Spirit......... Banging your sister Friendship first.... As long as friendship involves nookie Fun................. Good with a remote and a six pack Good looking........ Arrogant Very good looking... Dumb as a board Honest.............. Pathological Liar Huggable............ Overweight, more body hair than a bear Likes to cuddle..... Insecure mama's boy Mature.............. Older than your father Open-minded......... Wants to sleep with your roommate but she's not interested Physically fit...... Does a lot of 12-ounce curls Poet................ Wrote ex-girlfriend's # on a bathroom stall Sensitive........... Cries at chick flicks Very sensitive...... Gay Spiritual........... Got laid in a cemetery once Stable.............. Arrested for stalking, but not convicted Thoughtful.......... Says "Excuse me" when he farts Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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