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Driving to work this morning on the expressway,

I happened to look over to my left and there was

a woman in a brand new bright red BMW

doing at least 85 MPH with her face pressed up next to her

rear view mirror putting on her eyeliner would you believe!

I looked away for a couple seconds and when I looked

back she was halfway over in my lane, still

working on that makeup !!!

I dont mind saying, It scared the shit out of me so bad

(and I`m a man !), I dropped my electric shaver, which

knocked the donut out of my other hand. In all the

confusion of trying to straighten out the car using my knees

against the steering wheel, it knocked my cell phone

away from my ear, which fell into the coffee mug

between my legs, splashed all over the place and

burned Big Jim and the Twins, ruined the

damn phone and... DISCONNECTED A

VERY IMPORTANT CALL!!!

FRIGGIN WOMEN DRIVERS!!!!!

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