mailman...

[dgmodel]

> It was the mailman's last day on the job after 35 years of carrying the

> >mail through all kinds of weather to the same neighborhood.

> >When he arrived at the first house on his route he was greeted by the

whole family there, who congratulated him and sent him on his way with a big

gift envelope.

> >At the second house they presented him with a box of fine cigars. The

folks at the third house handed him a selection of terrific fishing lures.

> >At the fourth house he was met at the door by a strikingly beautiful

woman in a revealing negligee. She took him by the hand, gently led him through

> >the door, and led him up the stairs to the bedroom where she blew his

mind with the most passionate love he had ever experienced.

> >When he had had enough they went downstairs, where she fixed him a giant

> >breakfast: eggs, potatoes, ham, sausage, blueberry waffles, and

> >fresh-squeezed orange juice. When he was truly satisfied she poured him

a cup of steaming coffee.

> >As she was pouring, he noticed a dollar bill sticking out from under the

> >cup's bottom edge. "All this was just too wonderful for words," he said,

> >"but what's the dollar for?"

> >"Well," she said, "last night, I told my husband that today would be your

> >last day, and that we should do something special for you. I asked him

what to give you."

> >He said, "Screw him, give him a dollar."

> >The lady then said, "The breakfast was my idea."

[meli2444]

:laugh:

[so54]