naomi1 Posted August 2 Report Share Posted August 2 > > Sometimes when I reflect back on all the beer > > I drink I feel ashamed. Then I look into the glass > > and think about the workers in the brewery and > > all of their hopes and dreams. If I didn't > > drink this beer, they might be out of work and > > their dreams would be shattered. > > Then I say to myself, "It is better that I drink this > > beer and let their dreams come true than be selfish > > and worry about my liver." > > --by Jack Handy > > > > I feel sorry for people who don't drink. Cause when they wake > > up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day. > > --Frank Sinatra > > > > > > An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend > > time with his fools. > > --Ernest Hemingway > > > > A woman drove me to drink and I didn't even have the > > decency to thank her. > > --W.C. Fields > > > > > > When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. > > --Henny Youngman > > > > 24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case. Coincidence? I think not!! > > --Stephen Wright > > > > When we drink, we get drunk. When we get drunk, we fall asleep. > > When we fall asleep, we commit no sin. When we commit no sin, > > we go to heaven. So, let's all get drunk and go to heaven! > > -- Brian O'Rourke > > > > Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy. > > -- Benjamin Franklin > > > > Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind >is > > beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but > > the > > wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza. > > --Dave Barry > > > > Beer: "Helping ugly people have sex since 1862!!..." > > Remember "I" before "E", except in Budweiser. > > To some its a six-pack, to me it's a Support Group > > It only takes a moment to make someone else's > > day brighter. > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mimid Posted August 2 Report Share Posted August 2 LOL! Love that one Naomi! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thehog Posted August 2 Report Share Posted August 2 good postThat's some funny shit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ravengirl Posted August 2 Report Share Posted August 2 i have to hand it to you..........funny shit ............wanna beer!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
meli24 Posted August 2 Report Share Posted August 2 I always knew there was a good reason to drink beer..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mikeyloco Posted August 13 Report Share Posted August 13 nice! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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