sexydiva99 Posted August 7 Report Share Posted August 7 First i woke up late for work, and couldn't find an outfit to wear....then i forgot the passwords to get into my computer - so i spent an hour and half waiting for those computer people to call me back wiht my password so i can log in----now both of my printers don't work so i'm sitting here waiting to the tech guy to come here to fix this shit b/c i need to print out these documents ASAP...and nothing is working correctly today....this sucks:( Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stardo Posted August 7 Report Share Posted August 7 To all this gas brewing up in my tummy.I keep getting those stabbing fart bubbles in my ribs thatare making me pass out:tongue: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
doubledeuce Posted August 7 Report Share Posted August 7 Originally posted by stardo To all this gas brewing up in my tummy.I keep getting those stabbing fart bubbles in my ribs thatare making me pass out:tongue: :laugh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stardo Posted August 7 Report Share Posted August 7 Originally posted by doubledeuce :laugh: Does that ever happen to you ? I sware some of them make me feel like Im having a heart attack:laugh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
doubledeuce Posted August 7 Report Share Posted August 7 Originally posted by stardo Does that ever happen to you ? I sware some of them make me feel like Im having a heart attack:laugh: U ARE CRAZY... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stardo Posted August 7 Report Share Posted August 7 Originally posted by doubledeuce U ARE CRAZY... Im crazy . Crazy was the little ppffftt ppfftt farts coming out of neena on badass couch on Sat . She tried to redirected them into the couch with a blanky but it didnt work:laugh: Just kidding chicken. They smelled like roses. j/k Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dani672 Posted August 7 Report Share Posted August 7 a few mos ago i had severe pain in my stomach and back.. and i was so afraid to go to the ER cause i was afraid they were going to tell me it was gas!! but good thing i went cause i had a kidney stone.. but when i was there the PA told me that they get a number of people in a day that think they are having heart attacks and its just gas.. isn't the body funny.. gee i hope yours get better.. do you at least have your own office? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jp18 Posted August 7 Report Share Posted August 7 Its pretty funny to hear girls talk about fartin and gas pains... :laugh: Just let em rip and blame it on someone else. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
unclebuc Posted August 7 Report Share Posted August 7 why does everyone do a FU on everyday of the week now.....they were meant for fridays....lets keep it that way!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stardo Posted August 7 Report Share Posted August 7 Originally posted by dani672 a few mos ago i had severe pain in my stomach and back.. and i was so afraid to go to the ER cause i was afraid they were going to tell me it was gas!! but good thing i went cause i had a kidney stone.. but when i was there the PA told me that they get a number of people in a day that think they are having heart attacks and its just gas.. isn't the body funny.. gee i hope yours get better.. do you at least have your own office? That is so funny. I believe it.Tee Hee. No I have a cube but its ok cause I work with all guys an they think its cute!!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dani672 Posted August 7 Report Share Posted August 7 heehee.. i wish everyone though it was cute.. hey i think we let the cat out of the bag that girls do it!!oh and i don't see a problem with FU's every day of the week.. who cares Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stardo Posted August 7 Report Share Posted August 7 Originally posted by jp18 Its pretty funny to hear girls talk about fartin and gas pains... :laugh: Just let em rip and blame it on someone else. The funnies has to be my boss he blows one in his office and then comes over to tell me something with out realizing that its still stuck in his pant leg and is slowy seeping out as he is walking:laugh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jp18 Posted August 7 Report Share Posted August 7 Originally posted by stardo The funnies has to be my boss he blows one in his office and then comes over to tell me something with out realizing that its still stuck in his pant leg and is slowy seeping out as he is walking:laugh: :laugh: I was talking to one of the owners of my company and he ripped one in mid conversation said woops didnt expect it to be that loud and kept talking:D Yeah the smell tends to follow you...I usually try to walk real fast so it cant keep up with me:D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dani672 Posted August 7 Report Share Posted August 7 you are soo funny!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stardo Posted August 7 Report Share Posted August 7 Originally posted by jp18 :laugh: I was talking to one of the owners of my company and he ripped one in mid conversation said woops didnt expect it to be that loud and kept talking:D Yeah the smell tends to follow you...I usually try to walk real fast so it cant keep up with me:D I have the loudest stomach somtimes people think I fart but it was a stomach noise it gets funny somtimes. Thank god Im not easily embarassed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BRIAN1500 Posted August 7 Report Share Posted August 7 Originally posted by unclebuc why does everyone do a FU on everyday of the week now.....they were meant for fridays....lets keep it that way!!!!! My FU goes to Buc for being a bitch on Saturday night and having to go home at 230 because he needed to go to bed. Unclebuc :finger: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jp18 Posted August 7 Report Share Posted August 7 Originally posted by stardo I have the loudest stomach somtimes people think I fart but it was a stomach noise it gets funny somtimes. Thank god Im not easily embarassed. Yeah sure its your loud stomach;) If Im around you sunday and I catch the slightless wiff of that tummy...I'll dissappear faster than you did last sunday:laugh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stardo Posted August 7 Report Share Posted August 7 Originally posted by jp18 Yeah sure its your loud stomach;) If Im around you sunday and I catch the slightless wiff of that tummy...I'll dissappear faster than you did last sunday:laugh: Your not my friend. I thought we were close.Im stepping out to lunch. I will be back my children Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jp18 Posted August 7 Report Share Posted August 7 Originally posted by stardo Your not my friend. I thought we were close.Im stepping out to lunch. I will be back my children Aw, dont make feel guilty...Just messin with ya:laugh: I wont dissapear, I'll just walk away till the air clears:laugh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
neena1979 Posted August 7 Report Share Posted August 7 Originally posted by stardo Im crazy . Crazy was the little ppffftt ppfftt farts coming out of neena on badass couch on Sat . She tried to redirected them into the couch with a blanky but it didnt work:laugh: Just kidding chicken. They smelled like roses. j/k I don't know what was up with my tummy...you should of stood behind me with a funnel so you could of directed the gas towards the window... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fkornre Posted August 7 Report Share Posted August 7 now this is a good convo...i like to hear girls talk about farts, whats even better is a girl who can burp like a guy:eek: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jp18 Posted August 7 Report Share Posted August 7 Originally posted by fkornre now this is a good convo...i like to hear girls talk about farts, whats even better is a girl who can burp like a guy:eek: Yeah girls seam so sweet and pure....Ive heard girls fart, burb and seen them scratch their crotches....Yet, Have been yelled at by the same girls for doing all 3 myself Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
doubledeuce Posted August 7 Report Share Posted August 7 This post definitely made me laugh... :laugh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jp18 Posted August 7 Report Share Posted August 7 Originally posted by doubledeuce This post definitely made me laugh... :laugh: Its thanks to stardo and her unusual tummy:laugh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dekepromotions Posted August 7 Report Share Posted August 7 Originally posted by jp18 Yeah girls seam so sweet and pure....Ive heard girls fart, burb and seen them scratch their crotches....Yet, Have been yelled at by the same girls for doing all 3 myself Stop hanging around perns!Also, clean out your hotmail Biotch. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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