sassa Posted August 14 Report Share Posted August 14 Erotic Quickies...Q: What's the difference between kinky and erotic?A: With erotic you use a feather. With kinky you use the whole chicken.Q: How do they practice safe sex in Wyoming?A: They brand the sheep that kick.Q. What three words will instantly ruin a man's ego?A. "Is it in?"Q. What's the most important question to ask when you want to have safe sex?A. What time will your husband get home?Q. What do you get when you cross Raggedy Ann and the Pillsbury Dough Boy?A. A red-headed bitch with a yeast infection.Q: What do you do with 365 used rubbers?A: Melt them down, make a tire, and call it a Goodyear.Q: What is the one thing that all men at singles bars have in common?A: They're married.Q: Why is food better than men?A: Because you don't have to wait an hour for seconds.Q: Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring, and good-looking?A: Because they already have boyfriends.Q: What is a man's view of safe sex?A: A padded headboard.Q: Why do women fake orgasm?A: Because men fake foreplay.Q: Why don't women have men's brains?A: Because they don't have penises to keep them in. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gothzane Posted August 14 Report Share Posted August 14 Damn thats cold...heh heh Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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