dgmodel Posted August 14 Report Share Posted August 14 A woman was walking along the beach when she stumbled upon a Genie's lamp. She picked it up and rubbed it, and lo-and-behold a Genie appeared. The amazed woman asked if she got three wishes. The Genie said, "Nope... dueto inflation, constant downsizing, low wages in third-world countries, andfierce global competition, I can only grant you one wish. So...what'll itbe?"The woman didn't hesitate. She said, "I want peace in the Middle East. Seethis map? I want these countries to stop fighting with each other."The Genie looked at the map and exclaimed, "Dang, lady! These countries have been at war for thousands of years. I'm good but not THAT good! I don'tthink it can be done. Make another wish." The woman thought for a minute and said, "Well, I've never been able to findthe right man. You know, one that's considerate and fun, likes to cook andhelps with the housecleaning, is good in bed and gets along with my family,doesn't watch sports all the time, and is faithful. That's what I wish fora good mate." The Genie let out a long sigh and said, "Let me see that fucking map again!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
so54 Posted August 15 Report Share Posted August 15 so true:rolleyes: :laugh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
djobby Posted August 15 Report Share Posted August 15 Test Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
djobby Posted August 15 Report Share Posted August 15 Test 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dgmodel Posted August 15 Author Report Share Posted August 15 you know there are test threads all over the board already... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nvsr2r Posted August 21 Report Share Posted August 21 Originally posted by dgmodel you know there are test threads all over the board already... by the time he figures that shit out he will be a "old legend" or is that what u trying to do? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
georgym Posted August 22 Report Share Posted August 22 Funny fuckin' joke...Ugly fuckin' baby Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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