dgmodel Posted August 15 Report Share Posted August 15 You'll feel smarter after you read these quotes...Question: If you could live forever, would you and why? Answer: "I wouldnot live forever, because we should not live forever, because if we weresupposed to live forever, then we would live forever, but we cannot liveforever, which is why I would not live forever,"--Miss Alabama in the 1994 Miss USA contest."Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over theworld, I can't help but cry. I mean I'd love to be skinny like that, butnot with all those flies and death and stuff,"--Mariah Carey"Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life,"--Brooke Shields, during an interview to become spokesperson for afederal anti-smoking campaign."I've never had major knee surgery on any other part of my body,"--Winston Bennett, University of Kentucky basketball forward."Outside of the killings, Washington has one of the lowest crime ratesin the country,"--Mayor Marion Barry, Washington, DC."I'm not going to have some reporters pawing through our papers. We arethe president,"--Hillary Clinton commenting on the release of subpoenaed documents."That lowdown scoundrel deserves to be kicked to death by a jackass,andI'm just the one to do it,"--A congressional candidate in Texas."I don't feel we did wrong in taking this great country away from them.There were great numbers of people who needed new land, and the Indianswere selfishly trying to keep it for themselves."--John Wayne"Half this game is ninety percent mental."--Philadelphia Phillies manager, Danny Ozark"It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the impuritiesin our air and water that are doing it."--Al Gore, Vice President"I love California. I practically grew up in Phoenix."--Dan Quayle"We've got to pause and ask ourselves: How much clean air do we need?"--Lee Iacocca"The word "genius" isn't applicable in football. A genius is a guy likeNorman Einstein,"--Joe Theisman, NFL football quarterback &sports analyst."If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure."--Bill Clinton, President"We are ready for an unforeseen event that may or may not occur."--Al Gore, VP"Traditionally, most of Australia's imports come from overseas."--Keppel Enderbery"Your food stamps will be stopped effective March 1992 because we noticethat you passed away. May God bless you. You may reapply if there is achange in your circumstances."--Department of Social Services, Greenville, South Carolina"If somebody has a bad heart, they can plug this jack in at night as theygo to bed and it will monitor their heart throughout the night. And thenext morning, when they wake up dead, there'll be a record."--Mark S. Fowler, FCC Chairman...Feeling smarter yet? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
so54 Posted August 15 Report Share Posted August 15 Originally posted by dgmodel You'll feel smarter after you read these quotes..."Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can't help but cry. I mean I'd love to be skinny like that, but not with all those flies and death and stuff,"--Mariah Careyi always know there was nothin in that purty lil head of hers :laugh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
racerx1225 Posted August 15 Report Share Posted August 15 that's some good stuff :laugh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bbbooom Posted August 15 Report Share Posted August 15 damn people are fukin dumb Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dgmodel Posted August 15 Author Report Share Posted August 15 isnt it amazing??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bbbooom Posted August 16 Report Share Posted August 16 seriously, especially that mariah carey 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
so54 Posted August 16 Report Share Posted August 16 and some of the stupidest things said where by those who have been so instrumental in leading our country....makes ya wonder huh? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bsb2002 Posted August 16 Report Share Posted August 16 i thought that "impurities in the air" comment was bush. am i wrong? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mercedes69 Posted August 16 Report Share Posted August 16 YOUR ALL FCUKIN STUPID IM SMARTER THAN THE MAJORITY OF U ALZZ AND IM ONLY 16 WA WA WA Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pookie23 Posted August 16 Report Share Posted August 16 Originally posted by mercedes69 YOUR ALL FCUKIN STUPID IM SMARTER THAN THE MAJORITY OF U ALZZ AND IM ONLY 16 WA WA WA Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shook Posted August 16 Report Share Posted August 16 Originally posted by mercedes69 YOUR ALL FCUKIN STUPID IM SMARTER THAN THE MAJORITY OF U ALZZ AND IM ONLY 16 WA WA WA cute response girl Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ou812 Posted August 16 Report Share Posted August 16 Originally posted by shook cute response girl Shook, I this you just found your future wife. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
echostar Posted August 16 Report Share Posted August 16 wow, that was actually pretty funny Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hitokiri24 Posted August 16 Report Share Posted August 16 "I don't feel we did wrong in taking this great country away from them.There were great numbers of people who needed new land, and the Indianswere selfishly trying to keep it for themselves."--John Waynethats mad fucked up yo......but for the rest of them our country is bein led by idiots an one crack head what gives:confused: ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dgmodel Posted August 16 Author Report Share Posted August 16 Originally posted by echostar wow, that was actually pretty funny are you implying that majority if not all my posts arent funny??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
echostar Posted August 16 Report Share Posted August 16 Originally posted by dgmodel are you implying that majority if not all my posts arent funny??? just sayin lately very few posts actually make me laugh Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dgmodel Posted August 16 Author Report Share Posted August 16 its a shame... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xpander Posted August 16 Report Share Posted August 16 Originally posted by bsb2002 i thought that "impurities in the air" comment was bush. am i wrong? Yeah, so is the "run the risk of failure one".Shit, looks like some dumbass conservative moron edited this list? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
so54 Posted August 17 Report Share Posted August 17 Originally posted by dgmodel its a shame... dg you still make me laugh Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brickhouse Posted August 17 Report Share Posted August 17 "We're gonna turn this team around 360 degrees" - Jason Kidd, upon being drafted by the Mavs"The internet is a great way to get on the net." - Bob Dole"I favor access to discrimination on the basis of sexual orientation." - Ted Kennedy"I was recently on a tour of Latin America, and the only regret I have was that I didn't study Latin harder in school so I could converse with those people." - Dan QuayleHere's a few from our current president:"Teach a child to read and he or her will be able to pass a literacy test.""I know the human being and fish can coexist peacefully." "Families is where our nation finds hope, where wings take dream." "We'll let our friends be the peacekeepers and the great country called America will be the pacemakers." "It's clearly a budget. It's got a lot of numbers in it." "I know how hard it is for you to put food on your family." "Nigeria is an important continent.""I understand small business growth. I was one."And of course, my favorite: "Rarely is the question asked: Is our children learning?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dgmodel Posted August 17 Author Report Share Posted August 17 Originally posted by so54 dg you still make me laugh as long as i make one person laugh on this board its all worth it... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
racerx1225 Posted August 17 Report Share Posted August 17 there were definitely words and sentences before and after that statement by John Wayne and I have to think he's being taken/quoted out of context, somebody corect me if I am wrong but out of all those statements thats prob the least deserving to be there maybe, uh Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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