mrmatas2277 Posted August 16 Report Share Posted August 16 A couple has a dog that snores. Annoyed because she can't> sleep, the wife goes to the vet to see if he can help. The vet tells the> woman to tie a ribbon around the dog's testicles and he will stop> snoring.>> "Yeah right!" she says.>> A few minutes after going to bed, the dog begins snoring as> usual. The wife tosses and turns, unable to sleep.> Muttering to herself, she goes to the closet and grabs a piece> of red ribbon and ties it carefully around the dog's testicles. Sure> enough, the dog stops snoring!>> The woman is amazed!>> Later that night, her husband returns home drunk from being out> with his buddies. He climbs into bed, falls asleep, and begins snoring> loudly.>> The woman thinks maybe the ribbon might work on him. So she> goes to the closet again, grabs a piece Of blue ribbon, and ties it >around> her husband's testicles.>> Amazingly, it also works on him! The woman sleeps soundly.>> The man wakes from his drunken stupor and stumbles into the> bathroom. As he stands in front of the toilet, he glances in the mirror> and sees a blue ribbon attached to his privates. He is very confused,> and as he walks back into the bedroom, he sees the red ribbon attached> to his dog's testicles.>> He shakes his head and looks at the dog and says, "I don't know> where we were or what we did, but, by God, we got first and second place. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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