phuturephunk Posted August 16 Report Share Posted August 16 . . . Brimming over with the creativity and eagerness this morning . . . Valium anyone? . . . . . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xpander Posted August 16 Report Share Posted August 16 I have the massive clean dry farts.It's very satisfying, actually... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hitokiri24 Posted August 16 Report Share Posted August 16 Originally posted by xpander I have the massive clean dry farts.It's very satisfying, actually... weirdo!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LavenderMenace Posted August 16 Report Share Posted August 16 we're all wrecked from last night's naughtyness and debauchery.bad little kiddies. . . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hoke Posted August 16 Report Share Posted August 16 I'm working my ass off so I can go to DC stress-free... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phuturephunk Posted August 16 Author Report Share Posted August 16 . . . . . . . well at least yall's is keeping occupied . . . . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phuturephunk Posted August 16 Author Report Share Posted August 16 Originally posted by LavenderMenace we're all wrecked from last night's naughtyness and debauchery.bad little kiddies. . . . . . yeah, I dug a hole through the bottom of my apartment and found myself having tea with this top-hat wearing timothy leary reject and a purple alleycat named 'C' that kept going on and on about this dude named The Rabbit's shit . . . . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phuturephunk Posted August 16 Author Report Share Posted August 16 . . . So I'm sitting there at this banquet table with Hat man and the cat . . and they're all like "wooooooah baby, that's some mean shit" and the walls of the room start turning green and growing trees out of it . . . . . . I wasn't fazed right, cause at the same time I magically turned a nice shade of purple . . . a color that seemed to be all the rage with hat man and my feline friend . . . The cat leans over and is all like twitching all slick and stuff right . . so He leans over and says "hey man, I got all the rage in chemical enhancement . . . wanna try. . " . . . . .I'm like "Uhh . . I can't feel my arms . . " . . He's like "no jive man, they're purple . . . you feel the love . . " and I'm like "aight, whatcha got . . " . . . so he snaps his fingers twice right . . . and this green jar that seemed to be filled with these purple swirly light things drops out of thin air onto the table along with a blow tube that's about a foot long . . . . . . I'm like "whadda I do with that? . . " . . . so he grabs my arm and is all like motioning for me to watch the bottle . . . He opens it up and taps out some of the purple swirly light things onto the table . . I was thinkin they were gonna run all over the place, bu tthey just kinda swirled in one place . . . . He lifts the tube up and hovers it right above the purple stuff and starts to whistle the theme from the A-team . . . Magically . . .and I mean, this was INTENSE MAN . . . it starts to creep up the tube by itself . . . . . . . He's whistling away ( dah do de dah! . . duh deh duh! . . ditty da do de da! . . duh de da duh duh! . . ) . . . and the purple stuff is pulsing and dancing up the tube . . . . He like finishes the song . . . and the lights are all floating in the tube and shit pulsing . . . He takes the tube and puts it in front of his nose and inhales really really hard . . . THe lights dance and whif and whaf every which way creeping . . .slowly . . .sensually . . up his nose . . . He starts to levitate out of the chair and flies back like six feet and lands on the floor . . . . . Hat guy just starts laughing and shit . . . " Cleetus, you can't hold for shit . . " he started screaming . . . . . Cat friend comes back : " Zip that pie hole of your's hat man, or I'm gonna shove that lead ringed noggin of yours right up that size twelve asshole you're sporting . . " . . . "I work for The Rabbit man . .and you don't piss off The Rabbit man . . . You behold The Rabbit man . . The Rabbit Speaks to you man! . . He owns your soul MAN! . . . " . . and then he just started nodding and floatin in the air for a min . . . . . He floats over to me . . . and he says real soft like: " You know where I found jesus man? . . You know where? . . . IN MY FUR MAN!! . . IN MY FUR!! . . Cause Jesus made all of us man . . . he did man!! . .and The Rabbit is his avatar man . . His HOLY AVENGER MAN . . . but you'll see when you behold him . . . " . . . . So I'm gettin all excited and shit now , cause like this rabbit dude is supposed to be like the shit and stuff . . . so I wait . .and the Cat keeps offering me the lights and stuff . .and I'm like "nah, after the rabbit! . .after the rabbit! . . " . . . . . . A little while later there's a knock on a door in the darkness . . and I hear something open and this rabbit walks in with a Girl . . . . . He's wearing a purple velvet suit and carrying a monocle . . . Girl he's with is dressed up like some kind of post modernistic, David Lynch Riot Grrl Shepard . . . She's got the staff and everything . . . Oh my!! . . . . . So I'm eyeing the girl . . and the Rabbit man slips up next to me and is like : "you like the girl there kiddo!" . . . "did you try some of my shit?" . . I'm like . . no, sorry man . . . and he's like "here" . . . . . He hands me this big vial of purple light stuff and is like . . "take some now" . . so I take the blow tube from the cat , who by the way is floating along the ceiling at this point . . . . . I start whistling the theme from the A-team and the shit starts dancing . .and I get this pang of fear in my gut . . . Stuffs in the tube . . . . . . . . . I put it to my nose . . . . . .I inhale . . . . . . . . . Everything immeidately turns mulitple shades of green purple and blue . . I thought I was in some kind of Victorian Discoteque . .. . I start to float uncontrollably . . . . . Rabbit comes and grabs me by the shirt and says : . . . ."keep pure thoughts man . . . don't be angry! . . " . . . . . and I'm like . . "my head is blank . . but . . no wait . . " . . . . . . All of a sudden Mr T. appears and says : " I pity the fool that's been pushing the purple shit for the Rabbit Man. . B. A. Barrakus doesn't like the rabbit man! . . The rabbit man is a jive turkey and will be punished as such!! " . . .He pulls out a twelve guage and wastes the cat . . . WASTES THE CAT!! . . . He screams and the body just richochets off all the surfaces of the room and the table without any signs of stopping . .. . . . He turns to the Rabbit and the Girl : "I now rescue this ho from the clutches of the evil white man!! . . " . . and he pimp slapps the rabbit and the girl just takes his arm and they leave . . .. . I see a hole and the ceiling and I float up . . . . 2 seconds later I'm back in my living room . . .. . . . . . -Phonk Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
so54 Posted August 16 Report Share Posted August 16 Originally posted by phuturephunk . . . So I'm sitting there at this banquet table with Hat man and the cat . . and they're all like "wooooooah baby, that's some mean shit" and the walls of the room start turning green and growing trees out of it . . . . . . I wasn't fazed right, cause at the same time I magically turned a nice shade of purple . . . a color that seemed to be all the rage with hat man and my feline friend . . . The cat leans over and is all like twitching all slick and stuff right . . so He leans over and says "hey man, I got all the rage in chemical enhancement . . . wanna try. . " . . . . .I'm like "Uhh . . I can't feel my arms . . " . . He's like "no jive man, they're purple . . . you feel the love . . " and I'm like "aight, whatcha got . . " . . . so he snaps his fingers twice right . . . and this green jar that seemed to be filled with these purple swirly light things drops out of thin air onto the table along with a blow tube that's about a foot long . . . . . . I'm like "whadda I do with that? . . " . . . so he grabs my arm and is all like motioning for me to watch the bottle . . . He opens it up and taps out some of the purple swirly light things onto the table . . I was thinkin they were gonna run all over the place, bu tthey just kinda swirled in one place . . . . He lifts the tube up and hovers it right above the purple stuff and starts to whistle the theme from the A-team . . . Magically . . .and I mean, this was INTENSE MAN . . . it starts to creep up the tube by itself . . . . . . . He's whistling away ( dah do de dah! . . duh deh duh! . . ditty da do de da! . . duh de da duh duh! . . ) . . . and the purple stuff is pulsing and dancing up the tube . . . . He like finishes the song . . . and the lights are all floating in the tube and shit pulsing . . . He takes the tube and puts it in front of his nose and inhales really really hard . . . THe lights dance and whif and whaf every which way creeping . . .slowly . . .sensually . . up his nose . . . He starts to levitate out of the chair and flies back like six feet and lands on the floor . . . . . Hat guy just starts laughing and shit . . . " Cleetus, you can't hold for shit . . " he started screaming . . . . . Cat friend comes back : " Zip that pie hole of your's hat man, or I'm gonna shove that lead ringed noggin of yours right up that size twelve asshole you're sporting . . " . . . "I work for The Rabbit man . .and you don't piss off The Rabbit man . . . You behold The Rabbit man . . The Rabbit Speaks to you man! . . He owns your soul MAN! . . . " . . and then he just started nodding and floatin in the air for a min . . . . . He floats over to me . . . and he says real soft like: " You know where I found jesus man? . . You know where? . . . IN MY FUR MAN!! . . IN MY FUR!! . . Cause Jesus made all of us man . . . he did man!! . .and The Rabbit is his avatar man . . His HOLY AVENGER MAN . . . but you'll see when you behold him . . . " . . . . So I'm gettin all excited and shit now , cause like this rabbit dude is supposed to be like the shit and stuff . . . so I wait . .and the Cat keeps offering me the lights and stuff . .and I'm like "nah, after the rabbit! . .after the rabbit! . . " . . . . . . A little while later there's a knock on a door in the darkness . . and I hear something open and this rabbit walks in with a Girl . . . . . He's wearing a purple velvet suit and carrying a monocle . . . Girl he's with is dressed up like some kind of post modernistic, David Lynch Riot Grrl Shepard . . . She's got the staff and everything . . . Oh my!! . . . . . So I'm eyeing the girl . . and the Rabbit man slips up next to me and is like : "you like the girl there kiddo!" . . . "did you try some of my shit?" . . I'm like . . no, sorry man . . . and he's like "here" . . . . . He hands me this big vial of purple light stuff and is like . . "take some now" . . so I take the blow tube from the cat , who by the way is floating along the ceiling at this point . . . . . I start whistling the theme from the A-team and the shit starts dancing . .and I get this pang of fear in my gut . . . Stuffs in the tube . . . . . . . . . I put it to my nose . . . . . .I inhale . . . . . . . . . Everything immeidately turns mulitple shades of green purple and blue . . I thought I was in some kind of Victorian Discoteque . .. . I start to float uncontrollably . . . . . Rabbit comes and grabs me by the shirt and says : . . . ."keep pure thoughts man . . . don't be angry! . . " . . . . . and I'm like . . "my head is blank . . but . . no wait . . " . . . . . . All of a sudden Mr T. appears and says : " I pity the fool that's been pushing the purple shit for the Rabbit Man. . B. A. Barrakus doesn't like the rabbit man! . . The rabbit man is a jive turkey and will be punished as such!! " . . .He pulls out a twelve guage and wastes the cat . . . WASTES THE CAT!! . . . He screams and the body just richochets off all the surfaces of the room and the table without any signs of stopping . .. . . . He turns to the Rabbit and the Girl : "I now resue this ho from the clutches of the evil white man!! . . " . . and he pimp slapps the rabbit and the girl just takes his arm and they leave . . .. . I see a hole and the ceiling and I float up . . . . 2 seconds later I'm back in my living room . . .. . . . . . -Phonk HOLLY SHIT DUDE! you feelin ok? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phuturephunk Posted August 16 Author Report Share Posted August 16 Originally posted by so54 HOLLY SHIT DUDE! you feelin ok? . . . Poetic license . . . . . . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LavenderMenace Posted August 16 Report Share Posted August 16 and that, my friends, was some Classic. . . Phunk. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phuturephunk Posted August 16 Author Report Share Posted August 16 . aww, thanks toughguy . . . . almost nobody fucking reads anymore , I'm so glad I try . . . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigpoppanils Posted August 16 Report Share Posted August 16 i think you should submit that to readers digest(it most certainly tops the crap thats normally in there) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest tilly Posted August 16 Report Share Posted August 16 um shannon, how are you compiling sentences?i just dunno what to say right now...gimme a couple of hours~(hopefully something will come to me between now and then) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LavenderMenace Posted August 16 Report Share Posted August 16 Originally posted by tilly um shannon, how are you compiling sentences?I have absolutely NO idea.i'm gonna go take a nap in the bathroom now... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gothzane Posted August 16 Report Share Posted August 16 Phunk...I think its about time to let the dragon get away...stop chasing the poor fucker.....if you keep it up...theyll rename the whole thingChasing The Phunk Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phuturephunk Posted August 16 Author Report Share Posted August 16 . . . Plebians!!! . . All of yous . . . . . . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hoke Posted August 16 Report Share Posted August 16 Damn, I can't believe I actually read all that!You'd have to be on some serious drugs to...oh.my bad.(actually I did read all of it and enjoyed it quite a bit!) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phuturephunk Posted August 16 Author Report Share Posted August 16 Originally posted by hoke Damn, I can't believe I actually read all that!You'd have to be on some serious drugs to...oh.my bad.(actually I did read all of it and enjoyed it quite a bit!) . . . See! . . Another man sees my greatness! . . Now why don't the rest of you heathens start showing me the literary respect I deserve . . . . . Free Jar of K (packed tiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa wooooooooooooomp) . . to the next 5 contenstants . . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
glowgrlnyc Posted August 16 Report Share Posted August 16 Originally posted by xpander I have the massive clean dry farts.It's very satisfying, actually... hey...where were you yesterday???...the show was AWESOME!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gothzane Posted August 16 Report Share Posted August 16 But heres my point...the drugs wrote that..not you...and yes...the little pills danced on your desk ...and jumped around on the keyboard plotting to drive us all insane...so bla ...or something. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thehacker Posted August 19 Report Share Posted August 19 the red river of human waste ebbs, beside mefunny... seeing it travel (of all places) on the city streetslightly below the sidewalk that now appears to be sinkingmy feet... still drynot for longthe consistently deafening crescendo of continuous conflicthas shattered the flesh and bone inside my skullnothing worth listening to anywaythe citizens have all retreated to their rusty cagesconversation is deadall that remains is the never-ending hypocrisyspewed forth in the form of flagrant liesthe federally-installed televisions dance and screamhypnotically... in endless follyGave up my hearing aid a long time ago"The city that never sleeps"Still true... only now, for different reasonsmy feet... still dry... not for longtime to seek higher concretepeddlers, whores, drug dealers, bums, businessmen, addictswe're all dealt the same hand in an impossible street gameequality rules when there's nothing everywheremy feet... wet!too late and too lazy to go home (wherever that is)here I stand, drowninga self-appointed critic of the establishmentnever mind the slow deathgive me sniper fire any daywaiting...not for long... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phuturephunk Posted August 19 Author Report Share Posted August 19 . . . spare me the sermon . . . . . . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lore69 Posted August 19 Report Share Posted August 19 ummm intresting ... but i like phunk better Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lore69 Posted August 19 Report Share Posted August 19 interesting****** Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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