valentine Posted August 28 Report Share Posted August 28 Just think about how I was when I was typing all that out...in my office, by myself....HYSTERICAL!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sexyinthecity Posted August 28 Report Share Posted August 28 Originally posted by valentine Hey it is ok buddy...when it comes to Joe Armenio and his Grey Goose, it is to be expected!!! < Joey when he gets his first goose cocktail :goofy: < Joey after a few goose cocktails < Joey after he leaves the club after MANY goose cocktails < Joey if he has had a GOOD night or < Joey if it is turning into a better night < and last but not least...Joey if he gets REAL lucky....Yeah Joey! OH MY...I JUST ALMOST CHOKED!!!! YEAH VALENTINE... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jarmenio Posted August 28 Report Share Posted August 28 What valentine is gonna get tonight. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
valentine Posted August 28 Report Share Posted August 28 Originally posted by jarmenio What valentine is gonna get tonight. BACK UP SPANKY!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2words4yasukit Posted August 29 Report Share Posted August 29 Here's a short cut! -- THE GUIDO EXPRESS LANE -- The proposed Guido Express Lane, or G.E.L., is structured identically to the H.O.V. lanes introduced in the late 90's across much of NJ, NY and PA. The following requirements for access to the G.E.L. will apply to all vehicle occupants: ~ Cut-off shirts or wife beaters must be worn at all times. If the vehicle is a convertible, no shirts are allowed. ~ Capri pants must be worn. Addidas pants are acceptable only with matching jackets and a Kangol hat. ~ All vehicle occupants must have identical haircuts - spiked all around (including the back) or must have shaved heads. All sideburns must be shaved to a point. ~ All body hair must be completely shaven. ~ All vehicles in the G.E.L. must be considered "exotic" or "luxury cars," but must be paid for by the driver's parents. ~ Vehicle must contain at least 13 pounds of fake silver bracelets and necklaces. ~ Necklaces may only be loose enough to allow minimal breathing. Should any member(s) of the vehicle fail to comply with any one of the aforementioned requirements, said member(s) will receive a two-month suspension from Joey's in Clifton and Tempts. In addition to the obvious ecological benefits, the proposed G.E.L. would also provide the following free of charge: Upon entering the G.E.L., the vehicle's radio would automatically be tuned to a satellite feed of "What is Love" by Haddaway or "Louder Than Love" by TKA. (Driver preference) The center divider would be lined with Sunburst Ultra Sun 4000 series tanning lamps which would run 24 hours a day to ensure a perfect pre-beach/club complexion. To become a G.E.L. member, you must be Italian (or try really hard to look Italian) and test positive for steroids. So the next time you're at a dead stop at exit 143 for two hours, take a minute and think how much you would appreciate a G.E.L. I, and all the Tri-Statearea guidos, am counting on your support! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
endurance Posted August 30 Report Share Posted August 30 :hat: :hat: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SPYGIRL3 Posted September 3 Report Share Posted September 3 This is going to a great way to end the summer:D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ceeotter Posted September 4 Report Share Posted September 4 can we stay dry at this party Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jpdd810 Posted September 4 Report Share Posted September 4 Either way I will never wear a white shirt again!!! Def wearing something dark!!! The best part of the night besides Denny was the water fight!!! :tongue: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
doubleplay1970 Posted September 4 Report Share Posted September 4 think i feel a monday morning cold coming on might have to cruise the parkway one more time. Just have to stay sober for this one Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SPYGIRL3 Posted September 5 Report Share Posted September 5 Originally posted by ceeotter can we stay dry at this party As long as you aren't behind the bar!!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BRIAN1500 Posted September 6 Report Share Posted September 6 2 days and counting. Nice weather in the forecast for Sunday:Mostly sunny. Highs in the upper 80s and lows in the low 60s. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StArBrYte Posted September 6 Report Share Posted September 6 Originally posted by BRIAN1500 2 days and counting. Nice weather in the forecast for Sunday:Mostly sunny. Highs in the upper 80s and lows in the low 60s. :D Thank goodness!! Hey I think we should still all have a water fight, that was the funnest part of the night!! What time is everyone gonna get there?I am so excited for Sunday!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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