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Lets run around the forest

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Subject: Let's run around the forest

> > >A little rabbit is happily running through the forest when he stumbles

> > upon a giraffe rolling a joint. The rabbit looks at her and says,

> "Giraffe

> > my friend, why do you do this? Come with me running through the forest,

> > you'll see, you'll feel so much better!"

> > >

> > > The giraffe looks at him, looks at the joint, tosses it and goes off

> > running with the rabbit.

> > >

> > > Then they came across an elephant doing coke, so the rabbit again

says,

> > "Elephant my friend, why do you do this? Think about your health. Come

> > running with us through the pretty forest, you'll see, you'll feel so

> > good!"

> > >

> > > The elephant looks at his razor, mirror and all, then tosses them and

> > starts running with the rabbit and giraffe.

> > >

> > > The three animals then come across a lion about to shoot up. "Lion my

> > friend, why do you do this? Think about your health! Come running with

us

> > through the sunny forest, you will feel so good!"

> > >

> > > The lion looks at him, puts down his needle, and starts to beat the

> shit

> > out of the rabbit. As the giraffe and elephant watch in horror, they

look

> > at him and ask, "Lion, why did you do this? He was merely trying to help

> > us all!"

> > >

> > > The lion answers, "That little fucker makes me run around the forest

> > like an idiot for hours every time he's on ecstasy!"

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