faith11878 Posted August 27 Report Share Posted August 27 Subject: Let's run around the forest> > >A little rabbit is happily running through the forest when he stumbles> > upon a giraffe rolling a joint. The rabbit looks at her and says,> "Giraffe> > my friend, why do you do this? Come with me running through the forest,> > you'll see, you'll feel so much better!"> > >> > > The giraffe looks at him, looks at the joint, tosses it and goes off> > running with the rabbit.> > >> > > Then they came across an elephant doing coke, so the rabbit againsays,> > "Elephant my friend, why do you do this? Think about your health. Come> > running with us through the pretty forest, you'll see, you'll feel so> > good!"> > >> > > The elephant looks at his razor, mirror and all, then tosses them and> > starts running with the rabbit and giraffe.> > >> > > The three animals then come across a lion about to shoot up. "Lion my> > friend, why do you do this? Think about your health! Come running withus> > through the sunny forest, you will feel so good!"> > >> > > The lion looks at him, puts down his needle, and starts to beat the> shit> > out of the rabbit. As the giraffe and elephant watch in horror, theylook> > at him and ask, "Lion, why did you do this? He was merely trying to help> > us all!"> > >> > > The lion answers, "That little fucker makes me run around the forest> > like an idiot for hours every time he's on ecstasy!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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