ashanti

[tastey]

i liked her at the VMAs, she´s got something special about her look, especially face/eyes..

BUT what is that song? "i wanna be your CHICK"??? :laugh:

OMG i had to really laugh out loud when i first heard it, isn´t it like MAD degrading for a woman to say/sing this?

kinda reminds me of "artificial joy club - sick and beautiful", god i love this song

(sung by a woman)

All the world's your ashtray

I'm just your Marlboro

Light me up and butt me

You’re sick and beautiful

Hey hey hey

You’re sick and you’re beautiful

Hey hey hey

It's Bambi meets Godzilla

A 3D free for all

Set me up, then stomp me

You're sick and beautiful

You’re sick and you’re beautiful

Squeeze me like your lemon

Then mix with alcohol

Shake me hard then down me

You're sick and beautiful

You're gravy with gasoline

And wicked with whipping cream

I need a quick fix

I'm flashing like an instamatic

Crusted like a worn out penthouse

Your junk is habitual

You're sick and you're beautiful

Bounce me hard and dunk me

I'm just your basketball

Lay me up then heave-ho

You're sick and beautiful

Peel my bandage slowly

It's psychological

You're napalm with novacaine

A kite in a hurricane

I need a quick fix

I'm flashing like an instamatic

Crusted like a worn out penthouse

Your junk is habitual

You're sick and you're beautiful

Leave me in a ditch like roadkill

Or maybe we could switch the driver

Have some mercy and Kevorkian me to sleep

Hey hey

You're cockroach with cabernet

But taste like a Milky Way

You're gravy with gasoline

And wicked with whipping cream

I need a quick fix

I'm flashing like an instamatic

Crusted like a worn out penthouse

Your junk is habitual

Hey hey hey

I need a quick fix

I'm flashing like an instamatic

Crusted like a worn out housewife

Your junk is habitual

You're sick and you're beautiful

Your junk is habitual

You're sick and you're beautiful

[brickhouse]

Better than Consolidated - You Suck...

I know you're really proud, cause you think you're well-hung,

but I think it's time you learn how to use your tongue.

You say you want things to be even and you want things to be fair,

but you're afraid to get your teeth caught in my pubic hair.

If you're lying there expecting me to suck your dick,

you're going to have to give me more than just a token lick.

Well, you may not like it but you better learn how,

CAUSE IT'S YOUR TURN NOW.

Now, YOU SUCK, suck it hard, go down baby.

YOU SUCK, lick it hard, and move your tongue around.

If you're worried about babies, you can lower your risk-

by giving me that special cunnilingus kiss.

It's on your face that I'm gonna sit.

You can wiggle, you can jiggle your tongue on my clit.

Don't worry about making me have an orgasm.

Just take your time and do it with enthusiasm.

I can tell it's making you scared jut thinking of it,

BUT YOU BETTER LEARN TO LOVE IT.

Now, YOU SUCK, suck it hard, go down baby.

YOU SUCK, lick it hard, and move your tongue around.

When you hear safe sex, you snicker under your breath.

We got to take cover, we're flirting with death.

AIDS is our problem, we've got to talk.

Break out your dental dam and your latex sock.

I'm your latex lover wrapped like a gift,

got my microwave plastic wrap heating up my clit.

Dinners on, get busy with my booty.

Got a couple of flavors, sweet licorice and fruity.

I know you're sad, luscious pussy with a cover.

I'm aching, too, we can't taste each other.

There's no slacking off with an unprotected stroke.

THIS AINT NO JOKE.

Now, YOU SUCK, suck it hard, go down baby.

YOU SUCK, lick it hard, and move your tongue around.

Sisters... you've got the power. Use it.

W: You brought a condom, right?

M: HUH?

W: I'm unprotected.

M: Aint you on the pill?

W: Oh, that was great and everything, but you know

I think it's your turn to go down on me.

M: I'm tired, I'm tired.

W: What do you mean your tired?

Come on baby, come on.

M: No, no, that's aweful... that taste- terrible.

W: You asshole, you shit.

Well, I know you think it's a real drag,

to suck my cunt when I'm on the rag.

Quit making up stories, yeah give me a break.

Cause I really don't believe that you got a headache.

You tell me it's gross to suck my yeast infection.

How do you think I feel when I GAG on your erection? (uh!)

Your wasting your tongue with lame excuses,

GET YOUR FACE BETWEEN MY THIGHS.

Now, YOU SUCK, suck it hard, go down baby.

YOU SUCK, lick it hard, and move your tongue around.