allishara Posted September 5 Report Share Posted September 5 I dont normally post my own problems but I need opinions on this.My company hired this new chic. I think she had a little fight with her perfume bottle because the smell in my office is intoxicating.Yesterday she had a shit load on as well - BUT - that perfume was nice. Today it smells like a godman whore house.Im sitting here and I honestly feel like Im going to puke on my keyboard. My eyes have been tearing so much that I look like my dog just died.How do I tell someone - that I dont even know mind you - that I cant fucking breathe cause she smells like shit today?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
doubleplay1970 Posted September 5 Report Share Posted September 5 simply ask her what type of perfume she is wearing. tell her your boyfriend likes it he smells it all the way at his house Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SPYGIRL3 Posted September 5 Report Share Posted September 5 Originally posted by allishara I dont normally post my own problems but I need opinions on this.My company hired this new chic. I think she had a little fight with her perfume bottle because the smell in my office is intoxicating.Yesterday she had a shit load on as well - BUT - that perfume was nice. Today it smells like a godman whore house.Im sitting here and I honestly feel like Im going to puke on my keyboard. My eyes have been tearing so much that I look like my dog just died.How do I tell someone - that I dont even know mind you - that I cant fucking breathe cause she smells like shit today?? Ewwwww.... That's hard, you should ask her what she had on yesterday, and if she always switches perfume...... MAybe she'll catch the drift... Or find an open window and stick your head out of it.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
allishara Posted September 5 Author Report Share Posted September 5 Originally posted by doubleplay1970 simply ask her what type of perfume she is wearing. tell her your boyfriend likes it he smells it all the way at his house I'd laugh - but Im too busy GAGGING. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
allishara Posted September 5 Author Report Share Posted September 5 Originally posted by SPYGIRL2 Ewwwww.... That's hard, you should ask her what she had on yesterday, and if she always switches perfume...... MAybe she'll catch the drift... Or find an open window and stick your head out of it.... at this rate Id rather JUMP out..... I dont even know her and already I hate her. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
doubleplay1970 Posted September 5 Report Share Posted September 5 get some of those handy wipes you get when eating ribs and wipe her down a bit maybe shell get the hint Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jp18 Posted September 5 Report Share Posted September 5 Originally posted by allishara I dont normally post my own problems but I need opinions on this.My company hired this new chic. I think she had a little fight with her perfume bottle because the smell in my office is intoxicating.Yesterday she had a shit load on as well - BUT - that perfume was nice. Today it smells like a godman whore house.Im sitting here and I honestly feel like Im going to puke on my keyboard. My eyes have been tearing so much that I look like my dog just died.How do I tell someone - that I dont even know mind you - that I cant fucking breathe cause she smells like shit today?? Im usually pretty blunt---Something like YO sweetheart, how bout using a little less of that perfume...Your killing me over here---Comments like that are probably why Im single:D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kermzy Posted September 5 Report Share Posted September 5 Ask her to minimalize the amount she puts on cause you are allergic to it. Say I really love the smell but unfortunately I'm allergic and my eyes get itchy & watery. She can't really fight you on it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sexyinthecity Posted September 5 Report Share Posted September 5 Alli-Just start chit chatting with her and say geez my eyes are killing me someoone has way too much perfume on today...this way maybe she'll realize its her(especially if she doesn't smell it anymore). Then it seems like you don't think its her but maybe she'll feel self concious and relax with the spray. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jp18 Posted September 5 Report Share Posted September 5 Originally posted by Kermzy Ask her to minimalize the amount she puts on cause you are allergic to it. Say I really love the smell but unfortunately I'm allergic and my eyes get itchy & watery. She can't really fight you on it. Very tactful...Im Impressed:D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
barbiegirl Posted September 5 Report Share Posted September 5 i agree - tell her you are DETAHLY allergicthen take a red pen, draw some dots on yourself and tell her thatyou just broke into HIVES and it's because of the perfume somebody must be wearing .... then say wait, sniff her and then say IT'S YOU and run as fast as you can ... not only will she think you are crazy, she'll probably avoid you for the rest of the time she is there ... and maybe not put on so much damn perfume !!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cigs Posted September 5 Report Share Posted September 5 Originally posted by allishara I dont normally post my own problems but I need opinions on this.My company hired this new chic. I think she had a little fight with her perfume bottle because the smell in my office is intoxicating.Yesterday she had a shit load on as well - BUT - that perfume was nice. Today it smells like a godman whore house.Im sitting here and I honestly feel like Im going to puke on my keyboard. My eyes have been tearing so much that I look like my dog just died.How do I tell someone - that I dont even know mind you - that I cant fucking breathe cause she smells like shit today?? Just dump some water on her ass!!!!!!Ha ha....seriously though, we have the same problem here...never really considered it a whore house, but whatever....nobody knows what to do...this chick SMELLS and then covers it up with shitloads of perfume! Whenever we have meetings, everyone sits at the other end of the conference table! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
doubleplay1970 Posted September 5 Report Share Posted September 5 kinda impressed by JP's guido tact. did i tell you my friend maria has some cute chick she wants you to hook up with ??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jp18 Posted September 5 Report Share Posted September 5 Originally posted by doubleplay1970 kinda impressed by JP's guido tact. did i tell you my friend maria has some cute chick she wants you to hook up with ??? What I am the manwhore?? Did you see the girl or are you going by maria's description??More importantly--Does she have a drivers liscience?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ou812 Posted September 5 Report Share Posted September 5 "Yo bitch, you swell like whore, go wash that shit off".........is that a bit over the top? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2hott4u Posted September 5 Report Share Posted September 5 :laugh: u guys r hilarius! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
doubleplay1970 Posted September 5 Report Share Posted September 5 Originally posted by jp18 What I am the manwhore?? Did you see the girl or are you going by maria's description??More importantly--Does she have a drivers liscience?? yes she drives. guess thats requirement # 1 huhyes i saw her she looks really good. hung out w her 2 times that night and at tempts on sun for few tooyou would have seen her had you not bailed on deko that ngiht Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
allishara Posted September 5 Author Report Share Posted September 5 Im debating on when to tell her. I was the only girl in the office before she started here so if I scream out that someone has a shitload of perfume on - I would be totally implying that its HER smelly ass. Dont want to be a bitch so soon! I think Im going to opt for the allergic idea. But NO red pen!Probably catch her in the ladies room at one point and tell her.I might even try to hose the woman down near the sink while Im at it.Its funny cause I've been whining my ass off to the guys that I work with about it and every 5 seconds you hear me spraying my Lysol Dysinfectant spray all around my desk. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
doubleplay1970 Posted September 5 Report Share Posted September 5 Originally posted by jp18 What I am the manwhore?? Did you see the girl or are you going by maria's description??More importantly--Does she have a drivers liscience?? yes she drives. guess thats requirement # 1 huhyes i saw her she looks really good. hung out w her 2 times that night and at tempts on sun for few tooyou would have seen her had you not bailed on deko that ngiht she might be at surf on sun i got to talk to maria see if they are going Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
doubleplay1970 Posted September 5 Report Share Posted September 5 go buy one of those designer perfumes off the street and give it to her and tell her this one might not stink up the office as much.or just tell your boss you have to go home sick for the day youll be back when she learns how to apply perfume Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
allishara Posted September 5 Author Report Share Posted September 5 Hey DoublePlay.You know what I have noticed?You are like KING of not sticking to subjects - you do it in ALL posts! Im over here venting about a smelly chick at my office and you go into how you want to get hooked up with a girl with no drivers license!! Now - unless the girl smells like shit - start a new thread buddy! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jp18 Posted September 5 Report Share Posted September 5 Originally posted by doubleplay1970 yes she drives. guess thats requirement # 1 huhyes i saw her she looks really good. hung out w her 2 times that night and at tempts on sun for few tooyou would have seen her had you not bailed on deko that ngiht she might be at surf on sun i got to talk to maria see if they are going Yeah its pretty funny how things I never thought of considering as requirements are now priorities:mad: Deko??? Just let it go, let it go:laugh: Alli---sorry, i was just going with the flow:( I still like my YO SWEETHEART IDEA best Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
doubleplay1970 Posted September 5 Report Share Posted September 5 hmm first didnt even know you knew my real name. secondly, uhhh look at evey post by everyone they all go way off on a different subject. and hey i posted right after that back on the subject so it was just kinda like a little side bar.i didnt think you would see it figured you would be puking or gagging or wiping tears from your eyes. Possibly even hanging her out the window kinda like one of those air freshner trees for your car.there is an idea. put a plastic bag over her like on the trees and tell her you will pull it off little by little as the scent dissappears Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
doubleplay1970 Posted September 5 Report Share Posted September 5 Originally posted by allishara Hey DoublePlay.You know what I have noticed?You are like KING of not sticking to subjects - you do it in ALL posts! Im over here venting about a smelly chick at my office and you go into how you want to get hooked up with a girl with no drivers license!! Now - unless the girl smells like shit - start a new thread buddy! i dont wanna get hooked up with someone with no license.. i was talking about someone for jp to hook up with. i dont want any women im going to become a priest they get Nun. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SPYGIRL3 Posted September 5 Report Share Posted September 5 Originally posted by Kermzy Ask her to minimalize the amount she puts on cause you are allergic to it. Say I really love the smell but unfortunately I'm allergic and my eyes get itchy & watery. She can't really fight you on it. :clap: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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