weyes Posted September 9 Report Share Posted September 9 what can i say? i know this topic was up before in my cp career a long, long time ago, but i never can get enough of "yo mama" jokes . and i need some new ones. so let's post our best.yo' mama's so fat, when she dances, the radio skips.yo' mama's so short, she plays handball off the curb.yo' mama's so fat, her belt size is "equator."i've got a lot more, but i'm gonna save 'em . lay some on me ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vicman Posted September 10 Report Share Posted September 10 uh...yo mama is...uh, is uh,......dang! i'm really bad at these things Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
weyes Posted September 10 Author Report Share Posted September 10 yo' mama's so fat, her ass has its own congressman.yo' mama's so stupid, she talks back to her rice crispies.come on, you guys !!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
weyes Posted September 11 Author Report Share Posted September 11 where are all my ghetto peeps? i still got more, yo.yo' mama's so fat, when she bought a new cereal bowl, they had to hire a lifeguard.yo' mama's so fat, when she wears red, everybody goes, "watch out for kool-aid !"yo' mama's so fat, on halloween, she says, "trick or meatloaf." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
weyes Posted September 12 Author Report Share Posted September 12 yo' mama's so fat, when she wears yellow, people on the street try to hail her.yo' mama's so fat, every time she turns around, it's tomorrow. what's up with you people? you don't have any ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
weyes Posted September 17 Author Report Share Posted September 17 come on, people!!! this is sad !!!yo' mama's so fat, when she takes a step backwards, she goes, "beep beep beep."yo' mama's so fat, her blood type is "gravy." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
weyes Posted September 25 Author Report Share Posted September 25 all right, y'all,yo' mama's so old, i told her to act her age, and she dropped dead . shhhiiiiiiiiittttt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
weyes Posted October 8 Author Report Share Posted October 8 yo mama's so fat, she has to use a paint roller to put on lipstick. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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