dgmodel Posted September 9 Report Share Posted September 9 Once upon a time there were three little pigs. The straw pig, the stick pig and the brick pig.One day this nasty old wolf came up to the straw pig's house and said,"I'm gonna huff and puff and blow your house down." And he did!!! So the straw pig went running over to the stick pig's house and said, "Please let me in, the wolf just blew down my house." So the stick pig let the straw pig in. Just then the wolf showed up and said, "I'm gonna huff and puff and blow your house down." And he did!!! So the straw pig and the stick pig went running over to the brick pig's house and said, "Let us in, let us in, the big bad wolf just blew our houses down!"So the brick pig let them in just as the wolf showed up. The wolf said, "I'm gonna huff and puff and blow your house down." The straw pig and the stick pig were so scared! But the brick pig picked up the phone and made a call. A few minutes passed and a big, black stretch limo pulls up. Out step two massive pigs in pin striped suits and fedora hats. The two pigs come over to the wolf, grab him by the neck and beat the living crap out of him, then one of them pulled out a gun, stuck it in his mouth and fired, killing the wolf. They threw him in the trunk, then they got back into their limo and drove off. The straw pig and stick pig were amazed!!! "Who the hell were those guys?" they asked. "Those were my cousins from Brooklyn ... the Guinea Pigs!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
so54 Posted September 16 Report Share Posted September 16 hahaha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dgmodel Posted September 16 Author Report Share Posted September 16 so54, i think youre the only person who reads my posts on here, and the only person who finds them even slightly amusing... i <3 you... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nycmuzik Posted September 16 Report Share Posted September 16 :laugh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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