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Ode to my old tooth brush...


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Its so hard to say goodbye to an old friend... but when you get a new one its hard to spend time with both... my toothbrush doesnt get jealous when i go out and get a new one... my toothbrush doesnt get mad when i come for a quickie in the morning dont talk to it all day then come for a little nighttime action... my toothbrush doesnt get angry when i dont come home till 7:00 in the morning drunk... my toothbrush doesnt mind morning breath... im gonna miss it so much :cry:

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Originally posted by trancerxn112

Its so hard to say goodbye to an old friend... but when you get a new one its hard to spend time with both... my toothbrush doesnt get jealous when i go out and get a new one... my toothbrush doesnt get mad when i come for a quickie in the morning dont talk to it all day then come for a little nighttime action... my toothbrush doesnt get angry when i dont come home till 7:00 in the morning drunk... my toothbrush doesnt mind that i have morning breath... im gonna miss it so much :cry:

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:cry: POOR LIL INNOCENT TOOTH BRUSH :(
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Originally posted by sassa

indeed, your ode brought tears to my eyes and a smile in my heart...never have i read such wondrous writing before...you blow shakespare, wilde, and browning away...

really... and i thought only Dumas, Frost and Joyce would be rolling over in their graves... but then again the world is full of surprises and everday is an adventure.

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Originally posted by trancerxn112

Its so hard to say goodbye to an old friend... but when you get a new one its hard to spend time with both... my toothbrush doesnt get jealous when i go out and get a new one... my toothbrush doesnt get mad when i come for a quickie in the morning dont talk to it all day then come for a little nighttime action... my toothbrush doesnt get angry when i dont come home till 7:00 in the morning drunk... my toothbrush doesnt mind morning breath... im gonna miss it so much :cry:

(Next Thread: Ode to my new tooth brush)

I only wish that things in life were this simple.

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Originally posted by trancerxn112

Its so hard to say goodbye to an old friend... but when you get a new one its hard to spend time with both... my toothbrush doesnt get jealous when i go out and get a new one... my toothbrush doesnt get mad when i come for a quickie in the morning dont talk to it all day then come for a little nighttime action... my toothbrush doesnt get angry when i dont come home till 7:00 in the morning drunk... my toothbrush doesnt mind morning breath... im gonna miss it so much :cry:

(Next Thread: Ode to my new tooth brush)

:blown:

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