mikey46 Posted September 11 Report Share Posted September 11 Without going over 35,000 bucks, whats the best car you can get where you are guaranteed to get laid every weekend? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tunnelbandit Posted September 11 Report Share Posted September 11 That's sad.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joeg Posted September 11 Report Share Posted September 11 teklord310 does it with a 2001 mitsubishi eclipse... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ou812 Posted September 11 Report Share Posted September 11 Why are you planning on getting a new car and your love life has been a little slow?..................Wanna know what to do.............get a bike, spend 10 grand on a new GSXR-1000 and use the other $25,000 to spend on the women. In other words, the car's not gonna get you laid, but you're gonna have to spend money to get in their pants. uh huh uh huh. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ou812 Posted September 11 Report Share Posted September 11 Why are you planning on getting a new car and your love life has been a little slow?..................Wanna know what to do.............get a bike, spend 10 grand on a new GSXR-1000, women LOVE motorcycles, and use the other $25,000 to spend on the women. In other words, the car's not gonna get you laid, but you're gonna have to spend money to get in their pants. uh huh uh huh. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dr0ne Posted September 11 Report Share Posted September 11 Originally posted by mikey46 Without going over 35,000 bucks, whats the best car you can get where you are guaranteed to get laid every weekend? to get you laid every weekend? why spend $35k on a car when you can just pay some trick ass ho $100 once a week to fuck you for 7 years? at least its guaranteed and you don't even have to buy her dinner. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pumavisor808 Posted September 11 Report Share Posted September 11 Get yourself an '87 Escort GT and get 20" rims and ground effects and a $4000 stereo. The Bitches will be all over you then! Don't forget a phat exhaust. Girls love that shit!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ou812 Posted September 11 Report Share Posted September 11 Originally posted by dr0ne to get you laid every weekend? why spend $35k on a car when you can just pay some trick ass ho $100 once a week to fuck you for 7 years? at least its guaranteed and you don't even have to buy her dinner. hmmm....................good point, don't forget some of that has to go into paying for prophalactics Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tastyt Posted September 11 Report Share Posted September 11 Originally posted by dr0ne to get you laid every weekend? why spend $35k on a car when you can just pay some trick ass ho $100 once a week to fuck you for 7 years? at least its guaranteed and you don't even have to buy her dinner. Listen to this man, Mikey, I'd say it's your best bet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dr0ne Posted September 11 Report Share Posted September 11 Originally posted by ou812 hmmm....................good point, don't forget some of that has to go into paying for prophalactics cmon now don't give this kid any ideas.....with any luck we'll just let darwin's theory take its course. btw its prophylactics Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xpander Posted September 11 Report Share Posted September 11 Originally posted by dr0ne cmon now don't give this kid any ideas.....with any luck we'll just let darwin's theory take its course. btw its prophylactics Prophylactics would *interfere* with Darwin's theory somewhat, no? Let the boy go au natural (or however the hell you spell it...) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vixenfoxxy Posted September 11 Report Share Posted September 11 Yugos turn me on.... Datsuns are pretty hot too... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jimk29 Posted September 11 Report Share Posted September 11 Shit, I have been getting laid constantly since I got my new remote control car, I take it to central park, whip it around the bike path and drive all the ladies wild... all for $99.99 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ou812 Posted September 11 Report Share Posted September 11 Originally posted by vixenfoxxy Yugos turn me on.... Datsuns are pretty hot too... If I take you to a junkyard will you get all hot and bothered then.............. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brooklynkid Posted September 11 Report Share Posted September 11 I've been keeping this a secret all along, but...works every time :D ... ... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
siceone Posted September 11 Report Share Posted September 11 invest the 35 K into a shit load of pure Coke.. Cut it up you quadruple your money and will have enough to give to to the bitches in the clubs... then you can buy your self and escalade and get your self a diamond studed bandiad just like nelly... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joeg Posted September 11 Report Share Posted September 11 Originally posted by brooklynkid I've been keeping this a secret all along, but...works every time :D ... ... wise man once say "ya gotta have balls, to get laid!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vixenfoxxy Posted September 11 Report Share Posted September 11 Originally posted by ou812 If I take you to a junkyard will you get all hot and bothered then.............. Yeah, junk gives me a stiffy...oh wait... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crackorn Posted September 11 Report Share Posted September 11 Listen- I'll sell you my '71 Buick Skylark for $500 and personally take you to Exit every Sunday morning and I guarantee I'll get you laid every single weekend. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
donstyles Posted September 11 Report Share Posted September 11 Originally posted by vixenfoxxy Yugos turn me on.... Datsuns are pretty hot too... I got a pinto with some 20 inch rims, does that turn you on?!Its red...owww Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shook Posted September 11 Report Share Posted September 11 hhmmmmm get the benz coupe they start at like 25 cause my girl always is talking bout traden in her car for it or get a suv i think u can get like a 90 x 5 or soem thing for like 25 or some thing and u can deff pimp off any suv over 25 g's Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dr0ne Posted September 11 Report Share Posted September 11 Originally posted by Crackorn Listen- I'll sell you my '71 Buick Skylark for $500 and personally take you to Exit every Sunday morning and I guarantee I'll get you laid every single weekend. sunday morning? hmm.....true true....he never specified whether he was looking to get laid by men or women, so i guess both is fine with him! :laugh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shook Posted September 11 Report Share Posted September 11 i say spend the money hookin your self up and just catch rides from people i mean if u meet ag irl at a club they useally drive so u catch ride home iwth her and fuk her i mean a good 5 thosand on drugs to give u a body maybe a few other for otehr areas u might need help and damn u will be fukin hot girls while walking down the road Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
djjoeybumps Posted September 11 Report Share Posted September 11 dont buy a car, just walk around with the $35 g cash and when the girls see the knot in your pocket they'll give it up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shook Posted September 11 Report Share Posted September 11 Originally posted by djjoeybumps dont buy a car, just walk around with the $35 g cash and when the girls see the knot in your pocket they'll give it up. deff true but u will need to spend at least 1 g on hair gel for your spikes and some fake d &g sh1t lol then watch the pussy flow Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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