stacychase Posted September 12 Report Share Posted September 12 The difference between Boy's and Girl's prayersGIRLS PRAYER >Lord Before I lay me down to sleep, >I pray for a man, who's not a creep, >One who's handsome, smart and strong, >One who's willy is thick and long. >One who thinks before he speaks, >When he promises to call, he won't wait weeks. >I pray that he is gainfully employed, >And when I spend his cash, won't be annoyed. >Pulls out my chair and opens my door, >Massages my back and begs to do more. >Oh! send me a man who'll make love to my mind, >Knows just what to say, when I ask "How big's my behind" > >One who'll make love till my body's a' twitchin, >In the hall, the loo, the garden and kitchen! >I pray that this man will love me to no end, >And never attempt to shag my best friend. > >And as I kneel and pray by my bed, >I look at the creep you sent me instead. >Amen. > > A Boy's Prayer: > > Lord I pray for a nympho with huge boobs > who owns a beer store. Amen > _________________________________________________________________ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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