djjoshuacarl1 Posted November 15 Report Share Posted November 15 After consideration @ www.djchat.com heres the definative list:1--thou shall not piss dj off 2--thou shall inovate whenever possible 4--thou shall not ask for ac/dc during my house set 5--thou shall not ask if you can look through my cd's 6--thou shall not stand with five people in my tiny booth, even if you're all female and have nice asses 7--thou shall not put a drink anywhere near my deck 8--thou shall not come up every few minutes because i haven't played your request yet 9--thou shall not bring your own CD's i have enuf as you see 10--thou shall not write more then five requests down 11--thou shall not ask dj if he can play any real music 12--thou shall not approach dj if the alcohol on your breath get's there first 13--thou shall understand dj makes the call on all requests 14--thou shall not argue with dj that people will dance to it 15--thou shall not request a song if thou won't dance to it 16--thou shall not be under the mis-conception that a song played by dj constitutes the dj has entire album 17--thou shall not call dj names or dj reserves the right to return the favor--OVER THE MIC 18--thou shall not approach dj behind controls unless you are 5'+ 125lbs -, no boyfriend and want to freak after the show 19--thou shall not wait till last 45 minutes of show to make a request 20--thou shall not ask me to keep your jacket, purse etc in my booth... it is not a closet 21--thou shall not tell dj the owner said to play this song 22--thou shall not touch anything...ANYTHING 23--thou shall open ones mind and stop living of the mainstream music bulldozer... 24--thou shall learn the difference between pop, r&b, house hip hop and techno 25--thou shall not fart in dj booth and leave 26--thou shall not think thou know how to run the exalted celebration better than the dj 27--thou shall not request more then one composition from same favorite performer 28--thou shall not expect dj to possess every new release from every performer in this world 29--thou shall not complain when the melodious performance ends unless thee will provide dj compensation for continuance 30--thou shall not proclaim loudly from dance floor, Prithee, will thou play some FREEBIRD 31--thou shall not ask dj "can you let the whole song play" 32--thou shall reveal fless if they really want to hear something and thou must understand it is no guarantee 33--thou shall not take headphones off the head of dj if they are put there to ignore you 34--thou shall not ask to play your party unless cash is flashed 35--dj reserves the right to have patrons removed for dumbass requests 36--dj reserves the right to use boob meter to weigh the validity of female requests 37--thou shall not wear clothes that don't fit in booth or the floor 38--thou shall not goose the dj while he is playing 3 tracks @ once...this has been known to cause train wreck 39--thou shall not say "i'm a dj also let me lay down a few" 40--thou shall not regurgitate within 50 feet of dj booth 41--thou shall not player hate, while his girlfriend is in club 42--thou shall not request to play dance if dj has floor bumping 43--thou shall understand dj is the shepherd offer not music against his wishes 44--thou shall understand to bear witness unto the floor of dance, for thereupon are given the signs of contentment 45--give unto the crow great merriment and joy, for such is the province and the crowds shall exalt, and bring to you pieces of gold in thy name, and greater shall be the chorus of those who make mirth upon the blessed assemblies 46--thou ladies when requesting shall show tips or ti*s when making thine requests, men shall just tip 47--thou shall not request the chicken dance during my set 48--thou shall not tell me what to play, even though you have been in the music business for years 49--thou shall not ask dj to make announcement to chick at the bar, dj has knowledge given unto him that she don't like you 50--thou shall not ask dj to come to dance floor with you he has limited time to prepare next mix 51--thou shall not sing words to dj and expect him to know song especially out of key 52--thou shall not ask dj to play song again cause thou wasn't ready to dance to it the first time 53--thou shall not ask for garth brooks in my top 40 house 54--thou will show dj respect at his job or dj reserves right to go to your job and complain 55--thou shall not request top song to be played when no-one is ready to dance 56--thou shall understand dj controls house as he wishes ------------------ www.djjoshuacarl.com Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brandie Posted November 15 Report Share Posted November 15 5 foot and 125 lbs??? DAMN. i'm 5-5 and like 110 . . . jeeez.luv,brandie------------------"And those who were seen dancing were thought to be insane by those who could not hear the music."**NEW EMAIL!!** brandie@powerpuff.com AIM: loves2coxi love Rob *always&forever* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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