mikeyloco Posted September 15 Report Share Posted September 15 After going thru a few years of college(notice I didnt say a number, so dont f'n ask how many)....I was witness to and a victim of numerous food combos that lead me and my friends to ungodly bowel movements. Please feel free to add to this list, as I need a south florida perspective....note, I attended school in Boston. These deadly food combos will leave you on the toilet for a long time.BK Chicken Sandwich/Mountain DewAnything from Taco Bell/Mountain DewInstant Coffee/Egg McMuffin Chinese Food/Cheap BeerWendy's Chili, Fries, Double Stack w/ Mountain Dew Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vicman Posted September 15 Report Share Posted September 15 i think there might be something wrong with the mountain dew fer me: taco bell does the trick. reason? 2 words: liquified meat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mikeyloco Posted September 15 Author Report Share Posted September 15 no you have to use mountain dew because it is the worst soda you can ever drink. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thepulse Posted September 15 Report Share Posted September 15 is the undisputed champ in this area, A sack of bacon cheese castles, Onion Rings and a Coke, and you are done!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest saleen351 Posted September 15 Report Share Posted September 15 Originally posted by thepulse is the undisputed champ in this area, A sack of bacon cheese castles, Onion Rings and a Coke, and you are done!!! yup.. , but it sure is good at 5am on the jersey shore, but at 11am you are wishing you never went... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thepulse Posted September 15 Report Share Posted September 15 I know they are Florida girls, not NJ girls Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
funketeer Posted September 15 Report Share Posted September 15 at least for me, whoppers make me run for the toilet every friggin time...but I have to admit that for the price, the discomfort seems almost well deserved...cheap ass me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vicman Posted September 15 Report Share Posted September 15 popeyes2 or 3 pieces of thatchicken w/ some of their biscuits and youve downed enough fat to last a whole week, plus it gives a very bad case of the runs Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lolahotass Posted September 16 Report Share Posted September 16 Papa John's pizza - runs right through me...It tastes like crap anyway so I don't eat it. One time was enough...Lola:laugh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thepulse Posted September 16 Report Share Posted September 16 If thats what you call it, all the pizza in Miami sucks, the only thing close to good is Pucci's Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
funketeer Posted September 16 Report Share Posted September 16 I called this m...f...rs for a delivery of their crappy pizza a friday night not long ago...they took my order, told me they would deliver it in 30 minutes....30 minutes came and went, no pizza...I was like...hum...they must be busy...50 minutes passed...I picked up the phone and this morons had not even put the crappy pizza in the oven...so they told me I was going to get it half priced...another 30 minutes came and went...not a sign of Papa Johns imitation pizza at my doorstep...f...ck...this time I called them up and blame them for the bad weather, a car crash I had back in 98, everything that was wrong in the world was their fault and I was sure to let them know it with the best use of bad words you can imagine...I guess I was lucky not to eat the mega-repulsive-imitation-pizza.Papa Johns...you suck...thanks for having failed to deliver a pizza...I believe NASA is looking for people like you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lolahotass Posted September 16 Report Share Posted September 16 Originally posted by funketeer I called this m...f...rs for a delivery of their crappy pizza a friday night not long ago...they took my order, told me they would deliver it in 30 minutes....30 minutes came and went, no pizza...I was like...hum...they must be busy...50 minutes passed...I picked up the phone and this morons had not even put the crappy pizza in the oven...so they told me I was going to get it half priced...another 30 minutes came and went...not a sign of Papa Johns imitation pizza at my doorstep...f...ck...this time I called them up and blame them for the bad weather, a car crash I had back in 98, everything that was wrong in the world was their fault and I was sure to let them know it with the best use of bad words you can imagine...I guess I was lucky not to eat the mega-repulsive-imitation-pizza.Papa Johns...you suck...thanks for having failed to deliver a pizza...I believe NASA is looking for people like you. Trust me, be glad that shit didn't arrive at your doorstep.... unless you were constipated and hungry?!?Lola:D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
funketeer Posted September 16 Report Share Posted September 16 I think they are being targeted by the Bush administration for manufacturing weapons of ass destruction. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lolahotass Posted September 16 Report Share Posted September 16 Originally posted by funketeer I think they are being targeted by the Bush administration for manufacturing weapons of ass destruction. :laugh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mikeyloco Posted September 16 Author Report Share Posted September 16 i just died on the toilet of JJ Muggs in Coral Springs duringthis afternoons football games from the Sampler Combo and 3 Black and Tans. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vicman Posted September 16 Report Share Posted September 16 say what you will about papa johns, but gumby's is even worse.cant believe i survived on that shit when i was in school Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrmatas2277 Posted September 16 Report Share Posted September 16 Originally posted by lolahotass Papa John's pizza - runs right through me...papa john's is not that bad..i think its one of the better cheap delivery type of pizza...the worse pizza that makes u run for the toilet like a 100m runner is "Rey's Pizza"....cuban pizza?? us cubans have no business making pizza....those pizza are "colon" bombs, gotta be careful not to push too hard - - u might release ur lower intestine....psChicken Kitchen's Mexican Chop Chop does it for me, must be the guacamole.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vicman Posted September 16 Report Share Posted September 16 Originally posted by mrmatas2277 papa john's is not that bad..i think its one of the better cheap delivery type of pizza...the worse pizza that makes u run for the toilet like a 100m runner is "Rey's Pizza"....cuban pizza?? us cubans have no business making pizza....those pizza are "colon" bombs, gotta be careful not to push too hard - - u might release ur lower intestine....as a rule of thumb i never eat at places that have "combo" cuisines. like in ny some places have cuban and chinese in one place. wtf is that about?here in the dc area some places have mexican & salvadorean, it kinda makes a bit more sense, but its either mexicans trying to make salvadorean and failing misserably or v.v.weirdest combination i've seen was indian and russian. i wonder where the owner got the idea for that dynamic combo? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lolahotass Posted September 16 Report Share Posted September 16 Originally posted by vicman as a rule of thumb i never eat at places that have "combo" cuisines. like in ny some places have cuban and chinese in one place. wtf is that about?here in the dc area some places have mexican & salvadorean, it kinda makes a bit more sense, but its either mexicans trying to make salvadorean and failing misserably or v.v.weirdest combination i've seen was indian and russian. i wonder where the owner got the idea for that dynamic combo? You know what's creepy, is by my house there is a pizza joint called Mikes; it's attached to the Funeral Parlor/Crematory next door... needless to say, I don't eat there... Makes me wonder...And those fast food places located in Gas Stations? ahh, no thanks:eek: Lola:D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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