sassa Posted September 16 Report Share Posted September 16 Are you tired of the mushy "friendship" poems that always sound good but never actually come close to reality? Well, here is a "friendship" poem that really speaks to true friendship and truth itself ... Friend, When you are sad..... I will help you plot revenge against the rotten bastard who made you sad. When you are blue..... I'll try to dislodge whatever is choking you. When you smile..... I'll know you finally got laid. When you are scared..... I will rag you about it every chance I get. When you are worried..... I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be and to quit whining. When you are confused..... I will use little words to explain it to your dumb ass. When you are sick..... stay away from me until you're well again. I don't want whatever the hell you have. When you fall..... I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass. This is my oath.....I pledge 'til the end. Why you may ask? Because you're my friend! P.S. A friend will help you move. A really good friend will help you move a body. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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