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Friday night I'll be in bed by 8PM. Saturday, wake up at 7 AM, water the grass, mow the lawn, call my sister to say hi, eat three or four cashews, cry for an hour, be in bed by 8PM. Sunday, up by 7 AM, soak my balls in coconut milk like I do every Sunday, possibly bathe, make a few phone calls, shake a few hands, kiss a few babies, hand out some calendars, sign an autograph or two, be in bed by 9 PM.

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Originally posted by Crackorn

Friday night I'll be in bed by 8PM. Saturday, wake up at 7 AM, water the grass, mow the lawn, call my sister to say hi, eat three or four cashews, cry for an hour, be in bed by 8PM. Sunday, up by 7 AM, soak my balls in coconut milk like I do every Sunday, possibly bathe, make a few phone calls, shake a few hands, kiss a few babies, hand out some calendars, sign an autograph or two, be in bed by 9 PM.

are you a buddist?

minus the phone calls

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