dgmodel Posted October 15 Report Share Posted October 15 After Making Love... The Italian says, "When> >I've a finished a makina da> > love withah my wife, I go down and gently> >tickle the back of her knees, she> > floats 6 inches above a da bed in ecstasy. "The> >Frenchman replies, "Zat is> > noting, when Ah've finished making ze love with> >ze wife, Ah kiss all ze way> > down her body and zen Ah lick za soles of her> >feet wiz mah tongue and she> > floats 12 inches above ze bed in pure ecstasy.> >"The redneck says, "That> > ain't nothing buddy. When I've finished porkin> >the ole lady, I git out of> > bed, walk over to the winder and wipe my pecker> >on the curtains. She hits> > the freakin ceiling!"--- Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
danamdkny Posted October 15 Report Share Posted October 15 eewww Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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