Joke

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President Bush flew to England to visit Queen Elizabeth. He says to the Queen, "Your highness, I like your country very much. The people are nice, and it the operations run smoothly, how do you do it?" The Queen responds, "Mr. President, I don't do anything, I'm royalty. I just hire smart people." Baffled by her response, he answers, "What?" She then says watch, as she calls Prime minister Tony Blair.

During Tony Blair's BBQ, the phone rings, he answers... its the Queen. Here is their dialogue:

Q: Hello Mr. Blair, how is your day?

TB: Hello your highness. I'm having a BBQ, why don't you join us?

Q: No thank you, I just have a question to ask you.

TB: Sure, what is your question your highness?

Q: If your biological parents had a child, and this child is neither your brother nor your sister, who could it be?

TB: Easy your highness, that would be me.

Q: Thank you Mr. Blair, enjoy your day.

She then hangs up the phone and says to President Bush: "You see Mr. President, I surround myself with the smartest people."

When President Bush gets back to his hotel room, he calls up Senator Jessie Hill of North Carolina. Here is their dialogue.

GWB: Mr. Hill, your biological parents have a child, and it is neither your brother nor your sister, who could it be?

JH: Mr. President, I'll call you back in a few minutes with the answer.

GWB: Sure, good-bye.

Senator Hill then calls Colin Powell and asks him the same question. Colin Powell responds, "Easy Mr. Hill, that would be me." With that, Senator Hill calls back the president and here is what was said:

JH: Mr. President, I have the answer for you... its Colin Powell.

GWB: What? Your all stupid...

the answer is Tony Blair.

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