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A few days ago I was having some work done at my local garage. A Blonde came in and asked for a seven-hundred-ten.

We all looked at each other and another customer asked, "What is a seven-hundred-ten?" She replied, "You know, the little piece in the middle of the engine. I have lost it and need a new one." She added that she did not know, but this piece had "always been there."

I gave her a piece of paper and a pen and asked her to draw what the piece looked like. She drew a circle and in the middle of it wrote 710. I then took her over to another car, which had it's hood up and asked, "Is there a 710 on this car?"

She pointed and said, "Of course, its right there."

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<open attachment to see what it looked like>

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Originally posted by cookiegirl

A few days ago I was having some work done at my local garage. A Blonde came in and asked for a seven-hundred-ten.

We all looked at each other and another customer asked, "What is a seven-hundred-ten?" She replied, "You know, the little piece in the middle of the engine. I have lost it and need a new one." She added that she did not know, but this piece had "always been there."

I gave her a piece of paper and a pen and asked her to draw what the piece looked like. She drew a circle and in the middle of it wrote 710. I then took her over to another car, which had it's hood up and asked, "Is there a 710 on this car?"

She pointed and said, "Of course, its right there."

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<open attachment to see what it looked like>

:laugh:

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