sunnyhost Posted October 17 Report Share Posted October 17 Joke A young boy approaches his father and asks, "Dad, what is thedifference between potentially and realistically?"The father thought for a moment, then answered, "Go ask your mother if she would sleep with Robert Redford for a million dollars. Then ask your sister if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars, and then ask your brother if he'd sleep with Tom Cruise for a million dollars. Come back and tell me what you learned from that."So the boy went to his mother and asked, "Would you sleep with Robert Redford for a million dollars?"The mother replied, "Of course I would! I wouldn't pass up anopportunity like that."The boy then went to his sister and asked, "Would you sleep withBrad Pitt for a million dollars?"The girl replied, "Oh my God! I would just love to do that! I would be nuts to pass up that opportunity!"The boy then went to his brother and asked, "Would you sleep with Tom Cruise for a million dollars?""Of course," the brother replied. "Do you know how much a milliondollars is?"The boy pondered that for a few days, and then went back to his dad. His father asked him, "Did you find out the difference between potentially and realistically?"The boy replied, "Yes, sir. Potentially, we're sitting on three million dollars, but realistically, we're living with two sluts and a queer." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
meli2444 Posted October 17 Report Share Posted October 17 THAT'S A GOOD ONE. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sunnyhost Posted October 17 Author Report Share Posted October 17 Originally posted by meli2444 THAT'S A GOOD ONE. How'd I know U'd laugh?!? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
meli2444 Posted October 17 Report Share Posted October 17 Originally posted by sunnyhost How'd I know U'd laugh?!? I'M ALWAYS UP FOR JOKES. KEEPS ME GOING THROUGHOUT THE DAY. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrmatas2277 Posted October 17 Report Share Posted October 17 ...i have heard this one before...still a very good laugh.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sunnyhost Posted October 17 Author Report Share Posted October 17 Originally posted by meli2444 I'M ALWAYS UP FOR JOKES. KEEPS ME GOING THROUGHOUT THE DAY. I know exactly what u mean! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
laliux Posted October 17 Report Share Posted October 17 that joke is older than Matusalem. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sunnyhost Posted October 17 Author Report Share Posted October 17 Originally posted by laliux that joke is older than Matusalem. & ur about to be just as old! :laugh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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