sexxyme Posted October 20 Report Share Posted October 20 A woman takes a lover during the day while her husband is at work. Her 9 year old son comes home unexpectedly, sees them and hides in the bedroom closet to watch.__ The woman's husband also comes home.__ She puts her lover in the closet, not realizing that the little boy is in there already. The little boy says, "Dark in here." The man says, "Yes, it is." Boy - "I have a baseball." Man - "That's nice." Boy - "Want to buy it?" Man - "No, thanks." Boy - "My dad's outside." Man - "OK, how much?" Boy - "$250" In the next few weeks, it happens again that the boy and the lover are in the closet together. Boy - "Dark in here." Man - "Yes, it is." Boy - "I have a baseball glove." The lover remembering the last time, asks the boy, "How much?" Boy - "$750" Man - "Fine." A few days later, the father says to the boy, "Grab your glove, let's go outside and have a game of catch." The boy says, "I can't, I sold my baseball and my glove." The father asks, "How much did you sell them for?" Boy -"$1,000" The father says, "That's terrible to overcharge your friends like that...that is way more than those two things cost._I'm going to take you to church and make you confess." They go to the church and the father makes the little boy sit in the confession booth and he closes the door. The boy says, "Dark in here." The priest says, "Don't start that shit again".and 1 more In a long line of people waiting for a bank teller, one guy suddenly started massaging the back of the person in front of him. Surprised, the man in front turned and snarled, “Just what the hell you are doing?†“Well,†said the guy, “you see, I’m a chiropractor and I could see that you were tense, so I had to massage your back. Sometimes I just can’t help practicing my art!†“That’s the stupidest thing I’ve ever heard!†the guy replied. “I'm a lawyer. Do you see me screwing the guy in front of me!":D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigpoppanils Posted October 20 Report Share Posted October 20 first one goodsecond one a little weak Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HAZE Posted October 22 Report Share Posted October 22 A father walks into the bathroom and catches his son masturbating. “Dammit, son!†he yells. “How many times have I told you not to do that? If you don’t stop, you’re going to go blind!†The son replies, “I’m over here, Dad.†Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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