njdionysus Posted October 23 Report Share Posted October 23 Once upon a time, a perfect man and a perfect woman met. After aperfect courtship, they had a perfect wedding. Their life together was,of course, perfect. One snowy, stormy Christmas Eve, this perfectcouple was driving their perfect car along a winding road, when theynoticed someone at the side of the road in distress. Being the perfectcouple, they stopped to help. There stood Santa Claus with a hugebundle of toys. Not wanting to disappoint any children on the eve ofChristmas, the perfect couple loaded Santa and his toys into theirvehicle. Soon they were driving along delivering the toys.Unfortunately, the driving conditions deteriorated and the perfectcouple; and Santa Claus had an accident. Only one of them survived theaccident!Question: Who was the survivor?(Scroll down for the answer. Trust me, it's worth it)Answer:The perfect woman survived. She's the only one who really existed inthe first place. Everyone knows there is no Santa Claus and there is nosuch thing as a perfect man.**** Women stop reading here, that is the end of the joke.**** Men keep scrolling.So, if there is no perfect man and no Santa Claus, the woman must havebeen driving. This explains why there was a car accident.By the way, if you're a woman and you're still reading, this illustratesanother point: Women never listen. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
swngingjohnson Posted October 23 Report Share Posted October 23 couldn't have described women any better.....can't drive and never listen Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LatinaZee Posted October 23 Report Share Posted October 23 UM....I SEE YOU TRYING TO START SOMETHING HERE!!!BRING IT !!BUT KNOW YOUR ROLL!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dknybabe2929 Posted October 23 Report Share Posted October 23 HEYYYYY:box: there are alot of good women drivers...I jsut dont happen to be one of them, Unfortunately:( Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
doubleplay1970 Posted October 24 Report Share Posted October 24 hmmm only comment ill make on womencant live with em and ya cant kill em lol :eek: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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